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Will.I.Am still sucks

I don't know what's going on but I see that Will.I.Am is back out with a new single

For weeks the video for Fiyah has been airing but I never paid attention to the video until now.  Within the first few seconds of the video it states "in appreciation of British culture" and that's when I knew I never needed watch this video because Great Britain is so boring I never want to go there or see anything from there

but anyway I gave it a chance.  I watch the video and everything is synchronized but it's not synchronized in a Chris Brown way or an Usher way but it's still in the Black Eyed Peas directing way and of course then I see dabbing which I'll never understand why people think this is cool and I never want to care about it either

Everyone is on cell phones which is really sad but I get product placement I know many other artists do it but this wasn't exactly what product placement is.  This is them watching people through cell phones at the fucking bar

 

white people looking through their cell phone at the bar in Will.I.Am's Fiyah video.jpg

I get secondhand embarrassment for when people do this at concerts or even out in public when they're taking selfies and it's so obvious because they still have the sound enabled on their phone.  You're wasting money at the concert by watching it through your phone screen and you're looking like an asshole in the computer lab at school taking snapchat selfies while everything in there studying can't concentrate because they hear your phone shutter going off

 

 

 

but then midway through the video here comes Fergie 

where did you come from

Fergie looking like Robbie Sinclair from Dinosaurs in the Fiyah video why is she still relevant.jpg

Fergie legit looks like Robbie Sinclair from Dinosaurs j standing there wearing her furs looking at her cell phone literally right in front of a landline phone

Robbie Sinclair from Dinosaurs.jpg

 

There is always two sides to a Black Eyed Peas song: it's "good" because it's catchy, but on the other hand, it sucks because it's the Black Eyed Peas and it'll never be good

It's like Big Sean people think Big Sean is so good but when you dissect his lyrics you come to terms that he sucks

when Usher released OMG in 2010 I had to search far and wide for the version without Will.I.Am because I could not go on with my life listening to a song with Will.I.Am in it because I boycotted the Black Eyed Peas for so long and I didn't want all of my hard work and effort going right out the window

Will.I.Am tries so hard to be trendy it's getting really sad now like I'm genuinely feeling bad for him because he's in his 40s now he's acting like the cool dad that everyone is trying to ignore by not saying anything but there he is wearing Air Jordans but they're not the right ones

 

Will.I.Am still sucking at his music especially in the Fiyah video.jpg

Verdict: Will.I.Am made another song that sounds like it belongs on a Black Eyed Peas album and it seems like that's the only kind of music he can create now

Jidenna's back

Today is Jidenna's birthday

 

happy birthday Jidenna

 

So anyway Jidenna released his debut album The Chief back in February and it's good

The Let Out is a good song the video for the song is really fun

idk what's going on but there's this big dinner and Jidenna and his friend are trying to sneak out to go to the let out aka the place everyone meets at after the bars and clubs close at night but Jidenna gets whisked away into the other room

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then one of Jidenna's friends is sitting at the table and he grabs Jidenna's attention by showing him a pic of a girl on his phone warranting Jidenna's approval and he gives him the head nod saying yes

 

Jidenna's friend distracts him by showing him a pic of a girl on his phone and Jidenna nods his head in approval.gif

this video syncs up with the lyrics this song is very clear and easy to follow but usually when the lyrics are like that then the song sucks imho but this song does not suck it's really good Jidenna has improved a lot

 

then Jidenna gets real af on Bambi

He's running through a park and then onto the streets and he's seeing flashbacks of him and the love of his life in a car windshield and a storefront window's reflection and Jidenna looks really hot in these flashbacks

there's also a navy blue woodgrain PT Cruiser in this video yes Jidenna that's me saying hi

Jidenna and the navy blue woodgrain PT Cruiser in the Bambi video.jpg

as Jidenna is running to the church he's becoming dishelved and he looks kinda hot like a big mess and he gets to the church and he's drunk bc he's been drinking out of his flask throughout this entire video but he's a hot alcoholic

Jidenna at the church in Bambi video.jpg

 

then the worst happens: he becomes vocal and people at the church need to hold him back and Bambi is over there saying omg I can't believe this is happening but she goes into the Fiat waiting at the curb and escapes Jidenna's wrath 

 

the church steps scene during Jidenna's video for Bambi.jpg

I like Jidenna now that the whole Classic Man schtick is gone and I'm not hearing that song everywhere I go

also he has a cute sense of humor because 2 years ago for Halloween The Game dressed up as Jidenna and last year for Halloween Jidenna dressed up as The Game and he looked SO HOT like that omg

 

The Game dressed up as Jidenna for Halloween in 2015.jpg
Jidenna dressed up as The Game for Halloween.jpg

 

happy birthday Jidenna