Hot Guys

Derrick Coleman

Derrick Coleman is new to the Seahawks and he is gorgeous and he is one of a kind for being hot

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's black
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's 24
  • he is the first deaf player to ever be in the NFL
  • he looks really hot sponsoring Energizer batteries
  • he has a really hot side profile with that beard and I do not like facial hair
  • he reads Russell Wilson's lips to hear the plays omg this is so hot
  • he is so lucky he is required to stare at Russell Wilson's gorgeous lips
  • his legs and package look great in football pants
  • his name is Derrick and that's one of my favorite names and favorite spelling of that name

 

CONS

  • he's not on the field a lot but I hope he plays in this upcoming Super Bowl that the Seahawks will win and next season
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Derrick Coleman looking extremely hot on the field with the hottest quarterback in the NFL with a great ass beside him.jpg

Bruce Irvin

Bruce Irvin is on the Seahawks and he is GORGEOUS

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's young he's 27 years old
  • he looks like Future
  • he is good at football
  • he's black

 

CONS

  • he's married
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Jordan Hill

Jordan Hill is hot

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's my age
  • he's 300 lbs. but he's still good at football
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • his smile is grand
  • he prevents ugly guys aka the Rams from making passes

 

 

CONS

  • N/A
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Sidney Rice

Sidney Rice retired but that doesn't mean he's not hot

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he looks a lot like Richard Sherman omg
  • we have the same birthday
  • he was really good at football
  • he's on the seahawks
  • he won the Super Bowl with the hottest team in the NFL
  • he's young he's 28

CONS

  • he retired which is a shame but safety first
  • he wears Google Glass
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Steven Hauschka

Steven Hauschka is on the Seahawks and he's white and hot

 

PROS

  • he's hot even though he's white
  • he's young he's 29
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he kicks good
  • he's been on the Seahawks for 3 years which locks him in for being a hot guy
  • he sees Richard Sherman naked in the locker room

 

 

CONS

  • he's married
  • his name is spelled wrong and he never bothered to correct the NFL with it
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Paul Richardson

Paul Richardson is new and he is hot and on the Seahawks what else could you ask for

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's young he's only 22
  • he's new to the team this is only his first year
  • he's good at football
  • he's touched Richard Sherman before

 

 

CONS

  • he's younger than me so everything is out of the question because I can't tolerate guys younger than me even if it's by a day
  • his tattoo sleeves look really bad
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Golden Tate

Golden Tate is no longer on the Seahawks but he will forever be a hot guy

PROS

  • he's gorgeous
  • he's young he's 26
  • he's hot
  • he's black
  • his name is really hot
  • his smile
  • he's skinny but very strong
  • he's good at football

 

CONS

  • he got traded to the DETROIT LIONS wtf but whatever once a Seahawk always a Seahawk/once a hot guy always a hot guy
  • he broke up the marriage of Russell Wilson and Ashton Wilson but looking at how hot Russell Wilson is this is a good thing for me because Russell Wilson is back on the market
  • he wears Google Glass
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