Miguel's DUI Arrest

In the early hours of Thursday, August 15th, 2013, Miguel was arrested for DUI.  I went to work at 4:30am and I was out all day until 7:30pm and I had to receive about 40 tweets regarding Miguel's DUI and my opinion on this.  I did not reply to any of the tweets I had regarding this situation, mainly because I didn't want to repeat myself and I was very tired.

this is how I feel

Miguel omg you're so fucking hot it's ok nothing is going to happen to you you're perfect it's ok I know many people that have gotten busted for this but you're perfect you won't get in trouble aside from being too sexy bc you're hot and only the meth addicts and people in florida get thrown into jail

Miguel drove his ass home because wherever he was he was not going to let anyone drive his BMW X6 home which I completely understand with because the car will become tainted with sin from anyone else driving it so yea he wasn't going to leave his car there so it can get broken into because it's his car and everybody wants to smell his hot sexy scent upon the leather seats

Miguel was speeding ok big fucking deal everybody speeds it's normal get the fuck over it he knows how to drive if he has a license he's not going to get into an accident drunk driving and if he does then he's safe he's not driving a 1994 Honda Civic DX he's driving a 2013 BMW X6 it has like 69 airbags in it even his hair will get hit with the airbag and be safe

clearly how many drinks Miguel had that night was like 10 because he was probably hitting on some really ugly girl and needed to see 69 to alter his vision in order to take her home and fuck her and he was going to do so after he was driving home drunk in his BMW X6

keep on trucking Miguel you're perfect  

Robin Thicke

Robin Thicke's new album Blurred Lines was released today.  I've had the album for over a month. lol

Robin Thicke is hot even though he is white which is a huge step for me to make this post but it's ok I've been listening to Robin Thicke for 6 years it's ok he's hot and sexy and omg his abs I can't deal with this right now

I was dying last summer when Robin Thicke was promoting his album Love After War omg you have no idea how hot the videos were for Love After War and All Tied Up omg his abs

Robin Thicke please suffocate me with your abs

shame on you Paula Patton for not having sex with Robin Thicke for like 4 months after you had a baby you just don't marry someone and not have sex with them especially if it's Robin Thicke cuz he's hot even though he's white which is a rarity in itself how could you do that to a hot guy wtf is wrong with you are you serious I can't believe this shit REMEMBER PAULA PATTON IS THE REASON ROBIN THICKE WROTE "ALL TIED UP" BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM FOR MONTHS AFTER SHE HAD THE BABY

I understand that is a hot video omg but still Robin this is the reason why you made that hot video. she wasn't giving you any

ok I know the camera is all grainy and out of focus but it's because Robin Thicke is so hot to the point where the camera cannot function properly because the camera is cumming it's cumming  "Robin Thicke is incredibly hot and sexy omg I can't do this" - the camera that was used to shoot the video for all tied up

also I just want to state Robin Thicke is not "following in Justin Timberlake's footsteps." Robin Thicke has been around way before Justin Timberlake had a solo album or turned 20 years old. Robin Thicke has had the same jazz lounge style since his debut album.  Blurred Lines is nothing like Suit & Tie.  If anything the video for Suit & Tie is more like Robin Thicke's video for Magic so I want all of you to get reality checks cuz you're ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!

do you see where I'm getting with this

oh yeah and Blurred Lines was good and everything back when it was released in March and a little in April but now it is very played out and stop giving credit to Pharrell Williams he is 40 years old and is still in remission with his adolescence growth

this is a reminder to everyone that this blog post was written by someone that thinks white guys are ugly so for me to write this about how hot Robin Thicke is is p rare so clearly Robin Thicke is hot if I'm writing this ok

Kanye West

THIS IS A LONG AWAITED BLOG ENTRY BUT EVERYONE CAN BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF BECAUSE IT'S FINALLY HERE

HELLO "MR. WEST" LET ME JUST START OFF SAYING I'M SO HAPPY FOR WHERE YOU GOT YOURSELF IN LIFE FROM EMBARRASSING YOURSELF MULTIPLE TIMES WITH DUMB STATEMENTS AND SHITTY ALBUMS. IN 2003 I SAW YOUR VIDEO FOR "THROUGH THE WIRE" PREMIERE ON MTV EARLY ONE MORNING AND I SAID "OH THIS GUY IS NEW HE WILL BE BIG" WELL I WAS RIGHT AND YOU'RE BIG.......

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT FUCKING BEAR I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER GET AN ANSWER TO THIS WHAT THE FUCK KANYE WEST ARE YOU A FURRY ARE YOU INTO "YIFFING" ARE YOU A FURFAG DO YOU LIKE ANIME

BLACK PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE ANIME BUT THEY ONLY LOVE DRAGONBALL Z  AND THE OCCASIONAL NARUTO. TRUST ME I HAVE HAD THIS CASE STUDY OPEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME AND THIS IS MORE INFORMATION SURROUNDING MY STUDIES

ALSO CAN I JUST BRING UP HIS "808S & HEARTBREAKS" ALBUM UM WORST ALBUM LOL THROWBACK TO SHITTY MUSIC IN 2007 WITH THAT FUCKING SHITTY AUTOTUNING EXCUSE ME KANYE WEST ARE YOU T-PAIN????? ALSO THAT OTHER FUCKING ALBUM WITH THAT PIECE OF SHIT DAFT PUNK SAMPLE OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ENTERED AN ARENA AND HEARD THAT SONG OR SCROLLED THROUGH SOME TEEN'S IPOD OR A BABYBOOMER'S IPOD AND FUCKING SAW THAT SONG  LOL FIRST OFF IT'S DAFT PUNK IT'S FUCKING BAD AND IT'S KANYE WEST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT WITH HIS MUSIC BUT YOU KNOW.....LOL!!!!

KANYE WEST YOUR VOICE IS ANNOYING YOU'RE LIKE KENDRICK LAMAR YOU SOUND LIKE A BUG JUST LIKE KENDRICK LAMAR AND YOU'RE SUCH A HUGE BLUBBERING PUSSY ALSO I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU STOOPED THAT LOW AND ALLOWED YOURSELF TO BE SHOWN ON A "REALITY" TV SHOW ON E!  .....well actually i can

E! IS BASICALLY RESERVED FOR STAY AT HOME MOMMIES AND THE "40 & FABULOUS" WOMEN THAT LIKE TO SIP WINE AT HOME ON THE LEATHER COUCH WEARING RED PUMPS OR SOME SORT OF FUCKING HIGH HEEL

THE ENTIRE KARDASHIAN SERIES IS A WASTE OF A HUGE BUDGET BECAUSE THE FATHER IS DEAD AND CLEARLY ISN'T ON THE SHOW AND HE IS THE REASON WHY THE FAMILY NAME IS WELL KNOWN BUT I GUESS NOW KANYE WEST IS PLAYING "DAD" TO KIM KARDASHIAN'S WEIGHT GAIN 

I HOPE KANYE WEST FUCKED KIM KARDASHIAN IN HIS BEAR FURSUIT THAT HE WORE IN HIS ALBUM PROMO SHOOTS... OR AT LEAST THE SHUTTER SHADES. SWAG?

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THEY BREAK UP AND EVERYBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT HIM LIKE HOW THEY CURRENTLY DO WITH CHRIS BROWN WITH ANYTHING HE DOES WITH HIS LIFE

HEY KANYE WEST YOU RELEASING YOUR OWN LINE OF SHOES???? YOU GONNA COLLAB WITH NIKE AND RELEASE SOME J'S??? 

THE ONLY GOOD KANYE WEST SONG IS THE ONE WHERE IT'S TWISTA AND JAMIE FOXX AND KANYE WEST  BUT I HATE EVERY SECOND OF THE SONG THAT KANYE WEST SPEAKS IN IT SO IDK

I ALREADY KNOW THE BABY IS UGLY AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A PICTURE OF IT BUT I JUST KNOW IT'S UGLY I MEAN I KNOW I'M NOT WRONG EVEN THOUGH THE BIRACIAL CHILD IS FUCKING PRECIOUS LIKE A GEMSTONE BUT THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY HIDEOUS SORRY YOU ARE NO BLUE IVY CARTER

WHY COULDN'T KANYE WEST HAD DIED IN 2002 WHY DID HE HAVE TO LIVE WHY DID HIS JAW HAVE TO BE REPAIRED WHAT THE FUCK JADAKISS CAN YOU GET ON THIS AND WRITE A PART 2 TO WHY WITH ANTHONY HAMILTON

I HOPE A HOMELESS GUY BREAKS INTO HIS HOUSE AND PUTS ALL HIS CHERISHED JEWELRY INSIDE OF AN EMPTY 40 BOTTLE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

                            WHO'S YOUR YEEZUS NOW