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Trey Songz

I can't believe I've gone this long with my website without writing an entry on Trey Songz

Trey Songz is so fucking hot omg idc if people don't like him as a person he's fucking gorgeous

do you see that smile

 

I can't control myself whenever I hear Dive In or Gotta Make It omg he's so hot in both of those videos  especially Gotta Make It omg Trey Songz with the braids omg I can't fucking handle this

Trey Songz is fucking gorgeous and he's young he's so fucking hot I would not mind having his kids and getting fat from the pregnancy because it's so worth it to have a gorgeous biracial child kin to Trey Songz

also I'm so sick of people saying he's gay YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS HE'S SO FUCKING PERFECT AND GOOD LOOKING AND YOU'RE NOT OR YOUR BOYFRIEND IS UGLY OR HE HAS A SMALL DICK OK STOP HATING ON TREY SONGZ HE'S 'SIMPLY AMAZING' (that's a pun because that's one of his song titles) 

The reason why I watch VH1 Soul is because I kept seeing Trey Songz' video for Can't Be Friends in 2010 and omfg I couldn't stop looking I could not look away I had to watch him and his abs and his facial expressions as he sat alone in the room in dark jeans and a black form fitting long sleeved shirt and the wife beater tank in the chair that he played around with as a prop

look how fucking perfect he is omg I can't do this anymore

 

I also like Heart Attack because that is such a deep song and he is truly singing to it because it means something to him and the video is hot too omg Trey Songz I need you please get me pregnant

 

for some reason all weekend and all day today I couldn't stop thinking about Trey Songz and his hot smile and how cute he is and his song Gotta Make It because he's so fucking perfect and it just sticks in my head it's like when you have a really weird dream and you just keep thinking about it all day long except this isn't weird it's a blessing from jesus

omg ok first off he's not even smiling he's singing and his smile is creeping through his spoken lyrics and omfg he's so FUCKING HOT omg Tremaine I need you so badly you have no idea what you are to me

 

he's literally perfect I don't understand how people have never heard of him??!?!! 

Trey Songz let me just tell you right now that you will always be better than NE-YO because you have hair and even if you didn't have hair you would still be hotter and more talented and you don't have a whiny voice or a weird shaped head but even if you did omfg you're still perfect you are amazing you are gorgeous and young and sexy and omg your smile I can't do this

I can't do this anymore goodbye

Miguel's DUI Arrest

In the early hours of Thursday, August 15th, 2013, Miguel was arrested for DUI.  I went to work at 4:30am and I was out all day until 7:30pm and I had to receive about 40 tweets regarding Miguel's DUI and my opinion on this.  I did not reply to any of the tweets I had regarding this situation, mainly because I didn't want to repeat myself and I was very tired.

this is how I feel

Miguel omg you're so fucking hot it's ok nothing is going to happen to you you're perfect it's ok I know many people that have gotten busted for this but you're perfect you won't get in trouble aside from being too sexy bc you're hot and only the meth addicts and people in florida get thrown into jail

Miguel drove his ass home because wherever he was he was not going to let anyone drive his BMW X6 home which I completely understand with because the car will become tainted with sin from anyone else driving it so yea he wasn't going to leave his car there so it can get broken into because it's his car and everybody wants to smell his hot sexy scent upon the leather seats

Miguel was speeding ok big fucking deal everybody speeds it's normal get the fuck over it he knows how to drive if he has a license he's not going to get into an accident drunk driving and if he does then he's safe he's not driving a 1994 Honda Civic DX he's driving a 2013 BMW X6 it has like 69 airbags in it even his hair will get hit with the airbag and be safe

clearly how many drinks Miguel had that night was like 10 because he was probably hitting on some really ugly girl and needed to see 69 to alter his vision in order to take her home and fuck her and he was going to do so after he was driving home drunk in his BMW X6

 

keep on trucking Miguel you're perfect  

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Robin Thicke

Robin Thicke's new album Blurred Lines was released today.  I've had the album for over a month. lol

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Robin Thicke is hot even though he is white which is a huge step for me to make this post but it's ok I've been listening to Robin Thicke for 6 years it's ok he's hot and sexy and omg his abs I can't deal with this right now

I was dying last summer when Robin Thicke was promoting his album Love After War omg you have no idea how hot the videos were for Love After War and All Tied Up omg his abs

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Robin Thicke please suffocate me with your abs

 

shame on you Paula Patton for not having sex with Robin Thicke for like 4 months after you had a baby you just don't marry someone and not have sex with them especially if it's Robin Thicke cuz he's hot even though he's white which is a rarity in itself how could you do that to a hot guy wtf is wrong with you are you serious I can't believe this shit REMEMBER PAULA PATTON IS THE REASON ROBIN THICKE WROTE "ALL TIED UP" BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM FOR MONTHS AFTER SHE HAD THE BABY

I understand that is a hot video omg but still Robin this is the reason why you made that hot video. she wasn't giving you any

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ok I know the camera is all grainy and out of focus but it's because Robin Thicke is so hot to the point where the camera cannot function properly because the camera is cumming it's cumming  "Robin Thicke is incredibly hot and sexy omg I can't do this" - the camera that was used to shoot the video for all tied up

 

also I just want to state Robin Thicke is not "following in Justin Timberlake's footsteps." Robin Thicke has been around way before Justin Timberlake had a solo album or turned 20 years old. Robin Thicke has had the same jazz lounge style since his debut album.  Blurred Lines is nothing like Suit & Tie.  If anything the video for Suit & Tie is more like Robin Thicke's video for Magic so I want all of you to get reality checks cuz you're ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!

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do you see where I'm getting with this

 

oh yeah and Blurred Lines was good and everything back when it was released in March and a little in April but now it is very played out and stop giving credit to Pharrell Williams he is 40 years old and is still in remission with his adolescence growth

 

this is a reminder to everyone that this blog post was written by someone that thinks white guys are ugly so for me to write this about how hot Robin Thicke is is p rare so clearly Robin Thicke is hot if I'm writing this ok