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happy birthday Trey Songz

 

 

today is Trey Day

 

it's also thanksgiving but WHO CARES it's TREY SONGZ'S BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREMAINE ALDON NEVERSON

I AM THANKFUL FOR TREY SONGZ BECAUSE TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY BUT NOT ONLY THAT BECAUSE HE IS SO FUCKING HOT AND GORGEOUS AND OMG THAT SMILE

JUST THINKING OF THAT SMILE IS LITERALLY EATING MY BODY AWAY

 

OMFG OK I'M WATCHING VH1 SOUL AS ALWAYS AND RIGHT NOW AS I WAS TYPING THIS BLOG POST HERE COMES TREY SONGZ'S VIDEO I NEED A GIRL OMFG TREY SONGZ IS ON THE BEACH LOOKING HOT AND HE'S WEARING WHITE AND ALL I AM SEEING IS THAT SMILE

OMG I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THE FASHION SENSE-LESS PILGRIMS MURDERING THOSE NATIVE AMERICANS AND BLESSING US WITH TREY SONGZ'S BIRTHDAY TODAY

TREY SONGZ IS THE GREATEST THANKSGIVING BLESSING EVER

ALL MONTH I HAVE NONSTOP BEEN THINKING OF HIS HOT VOICE AND OMG HIS HOT PHYSIQUE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM THAT IS ALSO HOT (EVERYTHING) AND IT WAS JUST LEADING UP TO THIS BLESSED 2013 THANKSGIVING OF TREY SONGZ BEING ACKNOWLEDGED FOR HIS BIRTH 29 YEARS AGO

 

TODAY AT DINNER I WILL GATHER AROUND AND JOIN HANDS WITH MY FAMILY AND LOVED ONES AND ANNOUNCE THAT I AM THANKFUL FOR TREY SONGZ ON THE BIRTH OF TREY SONGZ

 

HAPPY TREY DAY

 

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happy birthday Miguel

today is Miguel's 28th birthday!!!!!

 

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ok let me just flat out say Miguel I love you you're hot I will always love you because you're perfect idc what people say or what u do in life from this post on cuz ur perfect forever it's been determined since October 23rd 1985 and it hasn't been proved wrong yet and it never will cuz ur biracial and hot

my dream goal in life is to meet Miguel and to trick him and have sex w him and have his kids idc I need to birth his son  

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ATTN EVERYONE I'M WATCHING VH1 SOUL RIGHT NOW AND JANELLE MONAE'S VIDEO WITH MIGUEL JUST CAME ON AND IT'S MIGUEL'S BIRTHDAY AND IT'S ON AND MIGUEL IS HOT HE'S AT A STRIP CLUB AND HE'S SINGING NOW OMFG HE'S SO FUCKING HOT HE SOUNDS SO HOT MIGUEL COME OVER RIGHT NOW WE CAN REENACT BODY PARTY I WILL BE THE PRIVATE STRIPTEASE CIARA GIVES FUTURE IN THE BEDROOM AT THE PARTY AS HE SITS IN A CHAIR BY THE WINDOW SMOKING A CIGAR EXCEPT YOU'RE FUTURE

OMFG I CAN'T RIGHT NOW  

 

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE MIGUEL'S BIRTHDAY TODAY WITH THIS VIDEO AIRING ON VH1 SOUL OMFG I CAN'T RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO PASS OUT BECAUSE I'M TYPING IN CAPS AND I'M CLEARLY HOLDING MY BREATH WHENEVER I TYPE IN CAPS AND I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE MIGUEL CAN BE THE EMS EVEN THOUGH IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY BECAUSE ALL VOLUNTEER FIREMEN AND EMS WORKERS HAVE NO LIVES AND ALWAYS WORK REGARDLESS WHAT DAY IT IS SO MIGUEL WOULD COME OVER AND REVIVE ME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND PERFECT AND THE CHEMICAL BALANCE IN HIS BODY WILL HELP ME HE'S MY CURE HE'S MY MEDICINE

MIGUEL YOU ARE MY ECSTASY

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIGUEL YOU'RE GORGEOUS I LOVE YOU

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Ginuwine

today is Ginuwine's birthday!!!! 

 

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Ginuwine is so fucking hot all summer long in 2011 I listened to Ginuwine

Ginuwine has the best music videos too because a lot of them have hot and sexy dancing in it by Ginuwine and they sometimes have 2 songs in them

I have a speech impediment and I can't say genuine anymore I just say Ginuwine and it's ok because that's what it should be anyway tbh

up until January 2013 my phone background was Ginuwine and Common and a yellow lab puppy and a PT Cruiser but now it's Miguel in space with PT Cruisers and dogs

 

my favorite video is None Of Ur Friends Business because Ginuwine dances outside with a broom and nobody is touching the broom the broom is dancing by itself it's scary but hot

omg wait no actually Differences is my favorite video because Ginuwine is flying around while looking hot omg

I like So Anxious because it's a hot song and Ginuwine is so polite in his songs he has manners he's hot idc that he's 43 he's hot

actually idk I just love Ginuwine

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Ginuwine has his own brand of adult chocolate milk he looks hot in the promotional ads for it

I loved Pony before it blew up on the internet I have the original Ginuwine 100% Ginuwine cassette tape and Ginuwine... The Bachelor cassette tape I listen to it regularly I love Ginuwine he's hot

Ginuwine is now a part of TGT which is Tyrese Ginuwine and Tank which is aka the hot guys supergroup because Tyrese is hot and Ginuwine is hot and Tank is hot

Ginuwine is so hot omg Ginuwine please adopt me I want to be one of your children I'm perfect I'm a car I know you don't have any kids like that yet so please adopt me I need you I love you I want to be one of you. is there any more room for me in those genes because I want to be your child

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Ginuwine has his arms opened in this photo because he wants me to run into them because he wants to adopt me. yes Ginuwine I will happily accept your offer

 

 

happy birthday Ginuwine ilu