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Bruno Mars sweeps GRAMMYs

once again Bruno Mars brings everything home at the GRAMMY Awards

is anyone surprised I mean his music is suitable for middle school dances, moms with minivans, and Bat Mitzvahs

OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO WIN IN EVERY CATEGORY 

 PEOPLE ARE STILL FEELING BAD FROM HIS SOB STORY FROM 2010 ABOUT HOW HE GREW UP POOR

Bruno Mars winning his 400th GRAMMY award.jpg

 

Versace On The Floor didn't win shit and I'm not surprised because the Atlantic Starr-esque song is "too risque" for the radio and teen parties but it's the only good song on his new album

but we have the other songs that have him emphasizing on the word "ass" in That's What I Like like a "bad ass" middle schooler being left home for the first time

actually hold the phone I'm p sure that sets the tone for that song

 

Bruno Mars is basically the solo career stemming from the Black Eyed Peas in the 2010s 

I don't understand how That's What I Like won SONG OF THE YEAR

what the fuck is going on here people

 

I cannot believe Bruno Mars agreed to a video like this he had to look like the biggest dumb ass dancing like that in front of the green screen to make this video

the lyrics to that song are very Black Eyed Peas-eque did Will.I.Am help write this song???

this dude is pushing 40 and he's still making music like that and I j know he's gonna be like Peewee Herman and still look like a child in his late 60s bc of the overuse of Botox and makeup

 

disappointed but not surprised 

happy birthday Sadé

Today is Sadé's birthday

She's great she never made a bad song

Sadé is also going on tour this year after an 8 year hiatus 

 

my favorite Sadé song is Sweetest Taboo

whenever I'm in a bad mood I feel a whole lot better when I hear this song and the video is really good it starts out w Sadé looking out the penthouse studio's door window when it's thunderstorming at dusk and her band starts playing the song as she's still looking out the window

then she starts singing the song and eventually leads to her dancing with her band as they play the song

the video keeps cutting back to this guy which I assume is her ex in the desert or some middle eastern underdeveloped country and he's with a new girl

 

Sadé is wearing some high wasted acid wash blue jeans in the video and let me tell you she can pull it off so good and I bet today in 2018 she can still pull it off with those exact same jeans

 

Sadé has the best quiet storm songs and I am so glad she went that route with music and not something boring like rock

happy birthday Sadé

Sadé looking great with leather gloves on.jpg

happy birthday Lloyd

Today is Lloyd's 32nd birthday

even though he's covered in tattoos they're still hot

even though he's covered in tattoos they're still hot

Lloyd is so hot I cannot get over Lay It Down 6 1/2 years later I cannot believe how hot of a song this is I listen to it j about everyday 

Lloyd has a really good voice and he looked so hot with his long hair and even hotter when he shaved off all his hair 

Even though Lloyd had beef with Miguel back in 2011 it's ok because they're both hot and they both forgave each other when Miguel apologized bc that's the hot and responsible thing to do 

Lloyd had a new album come out at the end of 2016 and everybody kinda forgot about him except me because I am a true Lloyd fan and I know when hot guys deserve to be noticed for their talent

Tru is such a good song it's so real it's about Lloyd's personal life and in the video Lloyd got his long hair back and he looks stunning in it

 

I really hope 2018 is Lloyd's year and he's planning another new album or something he deserves it

 

happy birthday Lloyd Polite, Jr. you're hot