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Bruno Mars sweeps GRAMMYs

once again Bruno Mars brings everything home at the GRAMMY Awards

is anyone surprised I mean his music is suitable for middle school dances, moms with minivans, and Bat Mitzvahs

OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO WIN IN EVERY CATEGORY 

 PEOPLE ARE STILL FEELING BAD FROM HIS SOB STORY FROM 2010 ABOUT HOW HE GREW UP POOR

Bruno Mars winning his 400th GRAMMY award.jpg

 

Versace On The Floor didn't win shit and I'm not surprised because the Atlantic Starr-esque song is "too risque" for the radio and teen parties but it's the only good song on his new album

but we have the other songs that have him emphasizing on the word "ass" in That's What I Like like a "bad ass" middle schooler being left home for the first time

actually hold the phone I'm p sure that sets the tone for that song

 

Bruno Mars is basically the solo career stemming from the Black Eyed Peas in the 2010s 

I don't understand how That's What I Like won SONG OF THE YEAR

what the fuck is going on here people

 

I cannot believe Bruno Mars agreed to a video like this he had to look like the biggest dumb ass dancing like that in front of the green screen to make this video

the lyrics to that song are very Black Eyed Peas-eque did Will.I.Am help write this song???

this dude is pushing 40 and he's still making music like that and I j know he's gonna be like Peewee Herman and still look like a child in his late 60s bc of the overuse of Botox and makeup

 

disappointed but not surprised