Tharold Simon is on the Seahawks but did you know he's hot
PROS
- he's hot
- he's 23 he is my age
- he's skinny but isn't weak like Eli Manning or any other irrelevant football player not on the Seahawks
- he's 6'2" but I will make it work
- his ass looks great in football pants
- he knows what he's doing unlike the New York Giants
CONS
- he's a fill-in
