Max Unger is a cherished gemstone on the Seahawks

PROS

he's hot
he's on the Seahawks
he's young he's 28
he has a hot name
he plays center
he protects the hot guys aka the other players on the Seahawks from the ugly ppl aka the other team
he's number 60 which is close to 69
he's been on the Seahawks since 2009
he was drafted in the 2nd round which means he's real

CONS