Phife Dawg

Phife Dawg is hot he's famous

PROS

• he's hot
• he's 5'3" he's eye level with me
• he's black
• he's young he's 44
• 'microphone check 1-2 what is this' is the best line in hip hop
• he has a lot of health problems but he doesn't let them define him or allow them to get in his way
• his wife was a match for his kidney transplant so he has her kidney so they are literally together as one forever
• his voice is hot

CONS

• N/A

Q-Tip

Q-Tip is gorgeous

PROS

• he's hot
• he's black
• he's almost 45
• I don't care
• his voice is really hot
• he looks younger than he really is
• A Tribe Called Quest is a hot group
• he's working with other artists and his work is really good
• he's 6'0" but that's ok he's still hot
• he's from New York just like me

CONS

• N/A

Maxwell

Maxwell is a huge pioneer in the R&B and Neo Soul movement and he's gorgeous

PROS

• he's hot
• he's 41
• he's black
• his huge afro was so hot omg
• when Maxwell cut his hair he looked even hotter
• his voice omg I can't
• his music is so good
• his videos are so hot
• he looks like he's from an advertisement from the Gap
• he's Spanish
• Fire We Make is a really hot song omg
• I'm done

CONS

• I've been waiting here for years for your new album attn Maxwell please release it

Teddy Riley

Teddy Riley is gorgeous

PROS

• he's hot
• he's black
• he was a part of Blackstreet
• he was a part of Guy
• Joy is a hot song
• Let's Chill is a hot song
• so is Groove Me
• Teddy Riley is gorgeous
• he's 47
• he's worth $80,000,000
• he's a producer
• he invented New Jack Swing

CONS

• N/A

Bobby V.

today is Bobby V.'s birthday

PROS

• he's hot
• he's black
• today is his 35th birthday
• he has a hot body
• Beep is such a good song
• Words is a hot song too
• his eyes are gorgeous
• he's 5'3" he's eye level with me so he's hotter
• his voice is so hot
• he has a great hairline
• he was supposed to be born on Valentine's day but he was 2 weeks late

CONS

• some asshole from the UK sued him for using the name Bobby Valentino so he can't have that name anymore but he will always be Bobby Valentino to me

Mali Music

Mali Music is hot and his album was released last year

PROS

• he's hot
• he's black
• he just turned 27
• he has a girl name but it's ok
• Beautiful is a really hot song
• he is also a Gospel singer
• Fight For You plays at work
• his smile is so hot
• he looks like he has a big dick

CONS

• N/A

Luke James

Luke James is hot and he sings really good

PROS

• he's hot
• he's black
• he's young he's only 30
• his voice is amazing
• he wished me happy birthday 2 years in a row
• he's starting to be heard of now that his album is out
• he deserves a lot more recognition than he gets
• he was a part of Luke & Q
• I Want You is a really hot song
• so is I.O.U.
• I waited 2 1/2 years for his album to release and I got it before it came out and it was signed
• he is so real

CONS

• I.O.U. isn't on his album and I'm mad