Fatman Scoop

Fatman Scoop is hot

PROS

• he's hot
• he's young he's 35
• he has a really hot and powerful voice
• his name is Isaac and that's a hot name
• he looks like Heavy D.
• he loves to party
• he has hot eyes
• he has good hair
• he's from NY just like me
• he has a sex talk show
• he got his name from a Fugees music video that he's in

CONS

• he's married ugh fml
• he needs to use his inside voice

Cary Williams

Cary Williams is hot

PROS

• he's hot
• he's young he's 30
• he's on the Seahawks
• he has a hot name
• he went to college near me 
• he's a cornerback which means he works with the hot Richard Sherman
• he was on 3 bad NFL teams but got drafted to the Seahawks and became a hot guy in 2015
• he has long eyelashes which is really hot
• he has a gorgeous smile
• he sees Russell Wilson naked in the locker room

CONS

• he's married ugh fml

Substantial

Substantial is hot

PROS

• he's hot
• he's young he's 36
• he has a gorgeous face omfg
• his eyes are gorgeous
• he looks younger than he actually is
• he had long hair but he cut his hair and he got hotter
• he has a hot voice
• he's a hot dad
• he worked a lot with Nujabes before he died

 

CONS

• I hate his name

 

Maino

Maino is gorgeous

PROS

• he's hot
• Hood Love is a good song
• he's from Brooklyn
• he looks like Lecrae except he's a bad boy
• he's young he's 42
• Hi Hater is a hot song
• his name is Jermaine which is where he got Maino from
• he kinda looks like Q-Tip and Q-Tip is hot too
• his voice is hot

CONS

• he went to jail for 10 years for kidnapping a drug dealer he's bad

Consequence

Consequence is hot

PROS

• he's hot
• he's young he's 38
• he's from NY like me
• he has gorgeous eyes
• he looks like Case
• he was in a lot of A Tribe Called Quest songs
• his first album debuted 14 years after his career began
• he has a gorgeous smile omfg
• his name is Dexter it's a hot name
• he loves sunglasses
• he has his own record label Band Camp Records
• he's gonna release a new album soon

CONS

• N/A

Nate "Rocket" Wonder

Nate "Rocket" Wonder is hot

PROS

• he's hot
• he's young
• he looks like Richard Sherman with a falsetto voice
• he has a hot body
• he knows how to play guitar
• he's a producer
• he's in Deep Cotton
• he has gorgeous eyes
• he's Roman GianArthur's older brother
• his voice is hot
• he's skinny 

CONS

• he's part of the Wondaland Illuminati
• he looks like the guy from Milli Vanilli and they were fake which can only mean one thing...... he's fake

Chuck Lightning

Chuck Lightning is hot

PROS

• he's hot
• he's young 
• he has a hot voice
• his hair is really cool and different
• he's in Deep Cotton
• he's from Atlanta
• Let's Get Caught is a hot song
• he looks like Raphael Saadiq

CONS

• he's in the Wondaland illuminati