I really don't know how to start this blog entry but let me just throw out there that it's about Cee Lo Green
yes this thing
he looks like a fatter carl winslow from family matters spliced with a fatter russell simmons
don't even get me started with it becuase oh wait nvm im getting started right now and there is no stopping because I have bad brakes and I'm not using my emergency brake for this one
I just want to share with everyone that I feel bad for anyone that finds this highly -entertaining- on the tv shows he was on and -enjoys- his music well just look at it and please stop what you're doing and listen to this disgusting clogged voice of his
I feel extremely sorry for OutKast for doing so many collabs with Goodie Mob because I really don't know what possessed them to do such a thing
I DON'T SEE WHY THIS IS STILL MAKING MUSIC HOW DOES THIS THING LOOK APPEALING IN ANY WAY
THIS IS A GIANT FROG CREATURE I DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS EVEN LIVING????
IN JUNE 2012 ON VH1 SOUL I WATCHED THE VH1 STORYTELLERS EPISODE OF HIS AND LET ME JUST SAY HE WAS TRYING TO SING A SONG AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE BEAT OF THE SONG AND IDK I CANT EVEN FINISH THIS IDK WHAT IM DOING WITH THIS BLOG POST BUT IM GOING TO STOP RIGHT NOW I JUST CAN'T DO THIS
IF YOU DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR CEE LO GREEN YOU GET 90% OF PICTURES OF ONLY HIS UPPER HALF OF HIS BODY (HMM I WONDER WHY??) BUT DON'T WORRY I SAW HIS STORYTELLERS EPISODE AND HE HAS THE BODY IMAGE OF A WRECKING BALL (BTW THERE WAS A LOT OF SWEAT WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES BECAUSE HE WAS STANDING UP FOR A PERIOD OF MORE THAN 3 MINUTES)
FUCK YOU CEE LO GREEN I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FAT TUB OF SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE A GIANT CLUMP OF MODELING CLAY THAT DOESN'T HARDEN THAT SOME 2ND GRADE ART CLASS TOUCHED AND WARPED INTO A TOAD
REALTALK: IF THERE WAS A BOOK SIGNING OR SOMETHING WITH CEE LO GREEN I WOULD GO THERE STRAPPED WITH BOMBS OVER MY BODY AND GO OUT AS A SUICIDE BOMBER BECAUSE IT WOULD BE MORE OF A TRAGEDY FOR CEE LO GREEN TO HAVE A BOOK THAN THE TOP CAR ON TWITTER BECOMING DECEASED
PLAYING SOME WORLD OF WARCRAFT THERE CEE LO????
GOOD THING HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY HAIR BECAUSE HE CAN'T EVEN LIFT HIS ARMS UP PAST HIS EARS BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING FAT AND OUT OF PROPORTION