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CEE LO GREEN

I really don't know how to start this blog entry but let me just throw out there that it's about Cee Lo Green

yes this thing

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he looks like a fatter carl winslow from family matters spliced with a fatter russell simmons

don't even get me started with it becuase oh wait nvm im getting started right now and there is no stopping because I have bad brakes and I'm not using my emergency brake for this one

I just want to share with everyone that I feel bad for anyone that finds this highly -entertaining- on the tv shows he was on and -enjoys- his music well just look at it and please stop what you're doing and listen to this disgusting clogged voice of his

I feel extremely sorry for OutKast for doing so many collabs with Goodie Mob because I really don't know what possessed them to do such a thing

I DON'T SEE WHY THIS IS STILL MAKING MUSIC HOW DOES THIS THING LOOK APPEALING IN ANY WAY

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THIS IS A GIANT FROG CREATURE I DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS EVEN LIVING????

IN JUNE 2012 ON VH1 SOUL I WATCHED THE VH1 STORYTELLERS EPISODE OF HIS AND LET ME JUST SAY HE WAS TRYING TO SING A SONG AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE BEAT OF THE SONG AND IDK I CANT EVEN FINISH THIS IDK WHAT IM DOING WITH THIS BLOG POST BUT IM GOING TO STOP RIGHT NOW I JUST CAN'T DO THIS

IF YOU DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR CEE LO GREEN YOU GET 90% OF PICTURES OF ONLY HIS UPPER HALF OF HIS BODY  (HMM I WONDER WHY??) BUT DON'T WORRY I SAW HIS STORYTELLERS EPISODE AND HE HAS THE BODY IMAGE OF A WRECKING BALL (BTW THERE WAS A LOT OF SWEAT WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES BECAUSE HE WAS STANDING UP FOR A PERIOD OF MORE THAN 3 MINUTES)

FUCK YOU CEE LO GREEN I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FAT TUB OF SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE A GIANT CLUMP OF MODELING CLAY THAT DOESN'T HARDEN THAT SOME 2ND GRADE ART CLASS TOUCHED AND WARPED INTO A TOAD

REALTALK: IF THERE WAS A BOOK SIGNING OR SOMETHING WITH CEE LO GREEN I WOULD GO THERE STRAPPED WITH BOMBS OVER MY BODY AND GO OUT AS A SUICIDE BOMBER BECAUSE IT WOULD BE MORE OF A TRAGEDY FOR CEE LO GREEN TO HAVE A BOOK THAN THE TOP CAR ON TWITTER BECOMING DECEASED

PLAYING SOME WORLD OF WARCRAFT THERE CEE LO????

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GOOD THING HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY HAIR BECAUSE HE CAN'T EVEN LIFT HIS ARMS UP PAST HIS  EARS BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING FAT AND OUT OF PROPORTION