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THIS IS A LONG AWAITED BLOG ENTRY BUT EVERYONE CAN BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF BECAUSE IT'S FINALLY HERE

 

HELLO "MR. WEST" LET ME JUST START OFF SAYING I'M SO HAPPY FOR WHERE YOU GOT YOURSELF IN LIFE FROM EMBARRASSING YOURSELF MULTIPLE TIMES WITH DUMB STATEMENTS AND SHITTY ALBUMS. IN 2003 I SAW YOUR VIDEO FOR "THROUGH THE WIRE" PREMIERE ON MTV EARLY ONE MORNING AND I SAID "OH THIS GUY IS NEW HE WILL BE BIG" WELL I WAS RIGHT AND YOU'RE BIG.......

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT FUCKING BEAR I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER GET AN ANSWER TO THIS WHAT THE FUCK KANYE WEST ARE YOU A FURRY ARE YOU INTO "YIFFING" ARE YOU A FURFAG DO YOU LIKE ANIME

BLACK PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE ANIME BUT THEY ONLY LOVE DRAGONBALL Z  AND THE OCCASIONAL NARUTO. TRUST ME I HAVE HAD THIS CASE STUDY OPEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME AND THIS IS MORE INFORMATION SURROUNDING MY STUDIES

ALSO CAN I JUST BRING UP HIS "808S & HEARTBREAKS" ALBUM UM WORST ALBUM LOL THROWBACK TO SHITTY MUSIC IN 2007 WITH THAT FUCKING SHITTY AUTOTUNING EXCUSE ME KANYE WEST ARE YOU T-PAIN????? ALSO THAT OTHER FUCKING ALBUM WITH THAT PIECE OF SHIT DAFT PUNK SAMPLE OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ENTERED AN ARENA AND HEARD THAT SONG OR SCROLLED THROUGH SOME TEEN'S IPOD OR A BABYBOOMER'S IPOD AND FUCKING SAW THAT SONG  LOL FIRST OFF IT'S DAFT PUNK IT'S FUCKING BAD AND IT'S KANYE WEST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT WITH HIS MUSIC BUT YOU KNOW.....LOL!!!!

KANYE WEST YOUR VOICE IS ANNOYING YOU'RE LIKE KENDRICK LAMAR YOU SOUND LIKE A BUG JUST LIKE KENDRICK LAMAR AND YOU'RE SUCH A HUGE BLUBBERING PUSSY ALSO I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU STOOPED THAT LOW AND ALLOWED YOURSELF TO BE SHOWN ON A "REALITY" TV SHOW ON E!  .....well actually i can

E! IS BASICALLY RESERVED FOR STAY AT HOME MOMMIES AND THE "40 & FABULOUS" WOMEN THAT LIKE TO SIP WINE AT HOME ON THE LEATHER COUCH WEARING RED PUMPS OR SOME SORT OF FUCKING HIGH HEEL

THE ENTIRE KARDASHIAN SERIES IS A WASTE OF A HUGE BUDGET BECAUSE THE FATHER IS DEAD AND CLEARLY ISN'T ON THE SHOW AND HE IS THE REASON WHY THE FAMILY NAME IS WELL KNOWN BUT I GUESS NOW KANYE WEST IS PLAYING "DAD" TO KIM KARDASHIAN'S WEIGHT GAIN 

I HOPE KANYE WEST FUCKED KIM KARDASHIAN IN HIS BEAR FURSUIT THAT HE WORE IN HIS ALBUM PROMO SHOOTS... OR AT LEAST THE SHUTTER SHADES. SWAG?

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THEY BREAK UP AND EVERYBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT HIM LIKE HOW THEY CURRENTLY DO WITH CHRIS BROWN WITH ANYTHING HE DOES WITH HIS LIFE

HEY KANYE WEST YOU RELEASING YOUR OWN LINE OF SHOES???? YOU GONNA COLLAB WITH NIKE AND RELEASE SOME J'S??? 

THE ONLY GOOD KANYE WEST SONG IS THE ONE WHERE IT'S TWISTA AND JAMIE FOXX AND KANYE WEST  BUT I HATE EVERY SECOND OF THE SONG THAT KANYE WEST SPEAKS IN IT SO IDK

I ALREADY KNOW THE BABY IS UGLY AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A PICTURE OF IT BUT I JUST KNOW IT'S UGLY I MEAN I KNOW I'M NOT WRONG EVEN THOUGH THE BIRACIAL CHILD IS FUCKING PRECIOUS LIKE A GEMSTONE BUT THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY HIDEOUS SORRY YOU ARE NO BLUE IVY CARTER

WHY COULDN'T KANYE WEST HAD DIED IN 2002 WHY DID HE HAVE TO LIVE WHY DID HIS JAW HAVE TO BE REPAIRED WHAT THE FUCK JADAKISS CAN YOU GET ON THIS AND WRITE A PART 2 TO WHY WITH ANTHONY HAMILTON

I HOPE A HOMELESS GUY BREAKS INTO HIS HOUSE AND PUTS ALL HIS CHERISHED JEWELRY INSIDE OF AN EMPTY 40 BOTTLE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

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