Chrissy Teigen & John Legend finally become parents

The day has come: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend's devil spawn has made its debut appearance into the world

As predicted, Chrissy Teigen went straight to exploiting her child upon birthing her precious Luna Simone

The name itself sounds like a stripper alias but something tacky was expected coming from Chrissy Teigen

The baby isn't even a week old and Chrissy Teigen has already exploited her daughter on the internet, with her engorged breasts and stupid French Bulldog as a prop

Chrissy Teigen exploiting her child, days old.jpg


This is only just the beginning.  

Remember Chrissy, the less your child is on social media, the better.


Congratulations John, but I warned you months ago you should've RAN when you had the chance