Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris breakup

first and foremost I'd like to give a huge round of applause to Calvin Harris for breaking up with her crazy ass and escaping her clench of control

Taylor Swift officially has new material for another album or two with this breakup. Just because she j got her ass handed to her via breakup doesn't mean she's single!!! We already know this bitch is on the prowl for a new man.

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris were together for 15 months: her longest relationship ever. Any relationship lasting more than 2 months warrants a song after the ex, but 15 months? That's an entire magnum opus.

now as Taylor Swift jumps from dick to dick, she's busy plotting a new revenge album featuring Calvin Harris' "abusive tendencies" along with her other exes, with new drama she "just remembered" about.

Taylor Swift is a witch and I'm glad Calvin Harris finally saw the light and escaped tf out of there. Calvin Harris most likely saw my blog post about Taylor Swift being an alien and immediately made his move to get out.


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