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Beyoncé finally reveals her twins

Today, July 14th, Beyoncé released her twins into the wild: on the Internet

Beyoncé's latest sex trophies are now 1 month old and are boy and girl twins, just as I predicted.  She needs to maintain her perfect lifestyle

 

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Beyoncé's twins are named Sir and Rumi and the Internet is LOVING it, for whatever reason

Beyoncé is the Tom Brady of music and I don't understand why everyone is infatuated with her life and her family she has no royal ties she's just a middle aged woman from Texas that pretends to be a New Yorker that is married to an ex drug dealer

I can't wait for all social media to crash once the next photo of the twins is released