Miguel's videos

in November 2010 I was watching VH1 Soul and I saw a new video by an artist named Miguel and I said "ok this must be new" and I watched it and after J. Cole sang his part and Miguel sang omg I fell in love with him once I laid eyes on him and saw the body that matched that voice

Miguel your skin color is perfect I need you in my life asap

I would get excited every time Miguel's video would come on VH1 Soul (which was a lot because he was in the top 3 of top 10 best in soul) and then in February 2011 the video for Sure Thing came out and I watched it the first time it aired on Vh1 Soul and omg I went wild on twitter because he's so hot in that video and he sounds amazing in that song because it's Miguel and he's just naturally perfect because he's biracial and talented and hasn't gotten in trouble yet with the police

a few months later Quickie came out and I saw it the first time it aired on VH1 Soul too and omg that video is hot it's so hot I can't even

last February I was watching VH1 Soul and all of a sudden this really dark video came on and it grabbed my attention and it was the first video for Adorn it was the promotional sampler video and omg he looked so hot in that video I was bugging on twitter because it's Miguel and I miss him so much because I didn't like Girls Like You or Lotus Flower Bomb because Wale ruined that song and the video sucked tbqh

I would listen to Adorn every day and then in July 2012 the real video came on and I saw that air on VH1 Soul for the first time and I went wild on twitter and nobody understood what my excitement was about until I posted links to the video and the song and everybody fell in love with Miguel because he's perfect and doesn't need to say bad words in his song because he's hot

Adorn aired excessively everyday until November and I knew it was dying down late October and then came Do You a month after it was released and omg how hot idk which video is hotter, Do You or Quickie I really can't tell but I'm gonna say Do You because he sounds so hot in that song he sounds like a little kitten meowing omg his voice is so soft it's like toilet paper

then Candles In The Sun got released but it's too touchy and would never be ok to air on tv if there was a problem with Britney Spears' video for Toxic ​

but Miguel also has other videos but they are not official videos there are videos for All and Arch & Point and The Thrill but they will never air on tv but omg it's ok he's hot it's ok

Miguel I just want to let you know that you are perfect and I am your number one fan and I am a car so that is something very special because not many people have number one fans that are cars but you are the lucky one because you have one and omg I need you I love you everybody else is a poser I'm the real fan you're perfect your voice is so hot and I love how you hide things in your songs that are rly hot omg like the groan in Adorn omfg I can't right now I can't omg Miguel please you're perfect please come over I'll make you breakfast and do your laundry and if I have work that day I will call out from work because you are worth it you are perfect this is like having the President of the United States visiting your house except it's Miguel and he's perfect and worth it because yolo you won't ever get that opportunity ever again and you should always chase your dreams especially if they involve Miguel because he's perfect and hot

Elle Varner

This blog entry is way overdue but it's ok beacuse the subject matter makes up for it

ELLE VARNER

OK GUYS

IF THERE WAS A  LI'L MISS ALICIA KEYS LOOK ALIKE CONTEST, SHE'S THE WINNER

NOT ONLY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE HER, SHE'S ANNOYING JUST LIKE HER SENIOR ROLE MODEL ALICIA KEYS!!

THEY BOTH FUCKING SCREECH IN THEIR SONGS

When I first saw the video for "Only Want To Give It To You" I said "what is this why she straining her voice like Christina Aguilera" and then I realised "oh it's just the way she sounds I hope she has some Halls or something for her throat to feel better"
I could barely stand that video and J. Cole made it worse but I mean I have to give him credit to try to cover up her screams. OH WAIT NOW THAT'S MY CUE TO GET ON AND DISCUSS REFILL

THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THIS SONG I WAS BAFFLED AS FUCK BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS STILL WATCHING VH1 SOUL OR CMT PURE COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING FIDDLE GOING ON BUT WHATEVER

but then it gets worse.​

WAY worse.​

THE FIDDLE DOESN'T FADE AWAY AND THEN YOU HEAR "can I get a REEEEEE FiiiLLLLLLLLL" and I think "ok." and then another "REEEEFiiLlLLllLLL" at this time I wasn't sure if I should mute the tv or keep watching but then I hear the "can I get a REEeEeEeEe EeEeEeEEe EEeEEe EeEeeEee FIIIILLLLLLLL" and that's when I blurted out a  "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"​ and immediately got on twitter (j/k i was already on it) and tweeted saying "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ELLE VARNER VIDEO"

First off just what the fuck is happening in the video. She's out to dinner with some guy she doesn't even know that she met out the window on a yellow school bus and then they steal a BMW from the valet parking but then return it (how is this possible because the BMW has keyless entry) and then she's back on the bus and he gives her his number but he holds onto the paper and it tears and she doesn't have his number.​

Also if the video portrays that she is a high school student then she should not be with some guy in his mid-to-late 20s going on a date in the city

how romantic!​

I SUFFERED FROM APRIL 2012 TO OCTOBER 2012 HEARING HER REeEEEeEEeEee SCREECHES MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY DAILY. 6 MONTHS. I SHOULD FILE A LAWSUIT FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I FUCKING SUFFERED

EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORD "REFILL" I GET THAT FUCKING SCREECH BLARING IN MY MIND AND IT WON'T GO AWAY

I was at Target and I heard "reEeEeE" and I thought I was hearing things but it turns out there was a display 'sampling' her new Target exclusive album "PERFECTLY IMPERFECT" with Refill being played on loop.

NO

During the summer at the BET Awards the camera kept panning to Elle Varner sitting in her seat, smiling, taking it all in like she is the next Aretha Franklin

MORE LIKE THE NEXT ALICIA KEYS BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE HER AND YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING OVERDRAMATIC AS FUCK IN BOTH YOUR VIDEOS AND VOCALS I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS ANY LONGER

SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT THIS BITCH ASLEEP BECAUSE THIS SONG FUCKING SUCKS

JUST FROM THIS BLOG ENTRY BEING WRITTEN RIGHT NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I KNOW NOW THAT EVERY TIME I READ THIS POST I'M GOING TO GET IT STUCK IN MY HEAD.​

I'M DONE

Stevie Wonder = Illuminati?

Don't get me wrong I love Stevie Wonder but after watching his music videos this week I am starting to think he is a member of the illuminati.

He's blind.  He doesn't know what his videos look like. He is just filmed in the videos and someone else is creating everything and he is just placed in them like a Dalmatian puppy in a hand basket for a photo shoot in 1996.

can someone explain THIS to me???

Stevie Wonder is playing the keyboard inside a large triangle.  The triangle is a symbol of the illuminati and with Stevie Wonder resting inside the triangle it brings him to represent a source.  Stevie Wonder = blind, eyes = tools to view.  There are demons inside Stevie Wonder  brainwashing everyone in the audience to corrupt the world.  Stevie Wonder is Satan.

This appears to be some piece of meat or stone slab gyrating through the video with different images of nature appearing on it.  Here we have Stevie Wonder and the clouds in the sky, with the slab emitting an explosion off of it.  Stevie Wonder is looking directly at it and there is an explosion. Stevie Wonder = Satan.

Now that I have exchanged my theory with everyone only time will tell while we wait for the next clue.