happy birthday Miguel

today is Miguel's 28th birthday!!!!!

ok let me just flat out say Miguel I love you you're hot I will always love you because you're perfect idc what people say or what u do in life from this post on cuz ur perfect forever it's been determined since October 23rd 1985 and it hasn't been proved wrong yet and it never will cuz ur biracial and hot

my dream goal in life is to meet Miguel and to trick him and have sex w him and have his kids idc I need to birth his son  

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ATTN EVERYONE I'M WATCHING VH1 SOUL RIGHT NOW AND JANELLE MONAE'S VIDEO WITH MIGUEL JUST CAME ON AND IT'S MIGUEL'S BIRTHDAY AND IT'S ON AND MIGUEL IS HOT HE'S AT A STRIP CLUB AND HE'S SINGING NOW OMFG HE'S SO FUCKING HOT HE SOUNDS SO HOT MIGUEL COME OVER RIGHT NOW WE CAN REENACT BODY PARTY I WILL BE THE PRIVATE STRIPTEASE CIARA GIVES FUTURE IN THE BEDROOM AT THE PARTY AS HE SITS IN A CHAIR BY THE WINDOW SMOKING A CIGAR EXCEPT YOU'RE FUTURE

OMFG I CAN'T RIGHT NOW  

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE MIGUEL'S BIRTHDAY TODAY WITH THIS VIDEO AIRING ON VH1 SOUL OMFG I CAN'T RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO PASS OUT BECAUSE I'M TYPING IN CAPS AND I'M CLEARLY HOLDING MY BREATH WHENEVER I TYPE IN CAPS AND I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE MIGUEL CAN BE THE EMS EVEN THOUGH IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY BECAUSE ALL VOLUNTEER FIREMEN AND EMS WORKERS HAVE NO LIVES AND ALWAYS WORK REGARDLESS WHAT DAY IT IS SO MIGUEL WOULD COME OVER AND REVIVE ME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND PERFECT AND THE CHEMICAL BALANCE IN HIS BODY WILL HELP ME HE'S MY CURE HE'S MY MEDICINE

MIGUEL YOU ARE MY ECSTASY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIGUEL YOU'RE GORGEOUS I LOVE YOU

Ginuwine

today is Ginuwine's birthday!!!! 

Ginuwine is so fucking hot all summer long in 2011 I listened to Ginuwine

Ginuwine has the best music videos too because a lot of them have hot and sexy dancing in it by Ginuwine and they sometimes have 2 songs in them

I have a speech impediment and I can't say genuine anymore I just say Ginuwine and it's ok because that's what it should be anyway tbh

up until January 2013 my phone background was Ginuwine and Common and a yellow lab puppy and a PT Cruiser but now it's Miguel in space with PT Cruisers and dogs

my favorite video is None Of Ur Friends Business because Ginuwine dances outside with a broom and nobody is touching the broom the broom is dancing by itself it's scary but hot

omg wait no actually Differences is my favorite video because Ginuwine is flying around while looking hot omg

I like So Anxious because it's a hot song and Ginuwine is so polite in his songs he has manners he's hot idc that he's 43 he's hot

actually idk I just love Ginuwine

Ginuwine has his own brand of adult chocolate milk he looks hot in the promotional ads for it

I loved Pony before it blew up on the internet I have the original Ginuwine 100% Ginuwine cassette tape and Ginuwine... The Bachelor cassette tape I listen to it regularly I love Ginuwine he's hot

Ginuwine is now a part of TGT which is Tyrese Ginuwine and Tank which is aka the hot guys supergroup because Tyrese is hot and Ginuwine is hot and Tank is hot

Ginuwine is so hot omg Ginuwine please adopt me I want to be one of your children I'm perfect I'm a car I know you don't have any kids like that yet so please adopt me I need you I love you I want to be one of you. is there any more room for me in those genes because I want to be your child

Ginuwine has his arms opened in this photo because he wants me to run into them because he wants to adopt me. yes Ginuwine I will happily accept your offer

happy birthday Ginuwine ilu

Usher

today is Usher's birthday

Usher is so hot omg u have no idea how much I love him cuz he's hot and he's a good singer

 I loved My Way I have that album and I also have 8701 and 8701 is also the numbers I use at work and for other things like my debit card which I don't ever use lol

In the video for You Make Me Wanna he's so hot and he's multiplying omfg there are like 69 Ushers in this video I would not mind all of them omg he's amazing with the guitar he's gorgeous

Usher has been gorgeous since day 1 when Call Me A Mack came out but omg he's unbelievable in Think Of You

Think Of You is my favorite Usher song because not only is it a great song but he looks amazing at 15 years old and yes I don't care that I'm saying this I am a pedophile I will go to jail over 15 year old Usher Terry Raymond IV

Usher looks amazing at any age I swear he's perfect and that bitch Tameka tried tainting him with marriage wow smh

in Confessions he was perfect omg the Confessions pt. 2 video he was so fucking hot omfg he shattered the huge mirror with his abs omg Usher please shatter my body and soul with your abs because they are so amazing just like ur voice and ur music omg I would not mind being 3 months pregnant and keeping it if its yours

and then Yeah omg Usher is so hot in that video omfg he's amazing his body is unbelievable and Usher knows how to dance unlike a lot of people especially white singers cuz they can't dance because they are white

and then My Boo omg even though I despise Alicia Keys I like that song because Usher looks SO HOT in the video omfg you have no idea

Usher was so hot in the OMG video where he's flying around in 3D omfg Usher fuck me you're so hot u have no idea I want you to fly around my bedroom like a sexy nymph and then attack me with your abs via suffocation

too bad Will.I.Am ruined that video and I can't even listen to OMG without having to listen to the special version that doesn't have that black eyed peas add-on ruining it

Usher was so hot in Climax in not only the vocals but the video too when he's on the car which is super sexy because I'm a car and I find other cars very attractive but omfg his voice I didn't know Usher could make that hot of a sound and still look amazing at the same time

and then Lemme See with Rick Ross omg Usher's body and Rick Ross' body omfg this was such a hot video it's very sexy especially when Usher takes his shirt off in the video when he talks about taking his shirt off in the hook omfg I can't right now I'm shaking I have to go now bye

just kidding ok I'm back I just want to let everybody know how hot Usher is and how amazing he is and how he does not look 35 years old because he's too hot to age just like Miguel and Trey Songz because they are in their late 20s and still look amazing and perfect and will always look so because they are hot and have great bodies and they are perfect and people can talk shit all they want about them but nothing will happen because they are so hot they are too hot to be ruined because their abs and great smiles can't get DUIs or get arrested because they are perfect and can't get a divorce

Usher you're amazing don't ever stop I love you you're hot and perfect

happy birthday Usher