happy birthday Bob Marley

Today would've been Bob Marley's 70th birthday

Bob Marley was born in Jamaica to two teen parents, both just 19 and 18 years old age

Bob Marley had only one wife and many, many kids

he had 14 kids from 11 different women yet his wife went along with it all

Nobody is here to find out the music history of Bob Marley.  Let's just get to the good stuff

In 1977 Bob Marley felt sick.  He went to the doctor and found out he had cancer from an infection underneath his toenail.  If that happens then it's really bad because that never happens

Bob Marley, being a Rastafarian, smoked weed.  a lot of weed.  Bob Marley's life revolved around his dreadlocks.  When he found out he was sick, he refused all medical treatment to avoid losing his dreadlocks of love.  I blame the marijuana for making him obsessive.

Bob Marley's whole life consisted on sex and drugs.  When life gets too out of control you turn for the worst.

In 1981, after a long, hard battle with cancer, he died.  He spent his final days smoking weed all day every day.  So essentially, Bob Marley died from marijuana.  Smoking marijuana led to hygienic neglect, resulting in that gross toe infection which developed into cancer.  Bob Marley died from marijuana overdose.

RIP Bob Marley, One Love (marijuana)

happy birthday Justin Timberlake

Today is Justin Timberlake's 34th birthday

Justin Timberlake is hot

I never liked NSYNC but back in 2002 when his solo album was coming out I went to an NSYNC concert and tbh I only went for him because he was my favorite member because let's face it all the rest of the members of that band are just there to fill the spots and they are used for decoration while JT does his thing for the people

In November 2002 Justified released

I liked it a lot and I listened to it a lot but kids were mean in school so I hid it but in 2003 I met someone that liked it so I shared my secret with her but I still had to play it low

that album was popular for years and I'm talking about like 3 years

attn everyone that were mean about me listening to Justin Timberlake look at him now

I am rubbing his success in your face

Cry Me A River is so real it's about how Britney Spears cheated on him

maybe if Britney and Justin had stayed together her life wouldn't had been that huge mess

see what happens when you do bad things?

Then in 2006 I was still friends with the girl that liked Justin Timberlake and she gave me a ripped copy of FutureSex/LoveSounds and that album is so good and this is when everyone started to come around with Justin Timberlake except me because I already knew he was fantastic, but you know

That album is so long and there are a lot of songs on it and they are all good and pretty much each song has a video and from hearing the album you wonder why it took him 3 years to make a new album....perfection takes time

After releasing FutureSex/LoveSounds he cooled down and went further into acting and did all that shit on SNL like dick in a box and hosted it like 400 times and got married but he was secretly doing something else and developing the buildup

In 2013 when Justin Timberlake released The 20/20 Experience I wasn't shocked because I had heard months before the release that he was coming back but I guess everyone else didn't get the memo

Those 2 albums are good but I still think FutureSex/LoveSounds is the best JT album because the songs do not sound aged like a bottle of wine they are good and those videos are hot like fire

As you can see it took Justin Timberlake 6 years to release The 20/20 Experience Part I and Part II which is 3 years each but once again perfection takes time

In 2014 he helped release a secret Michael Jackson song Love Never Felt So Good and it's a really good song it's probably one of the best songs from 2014

everyone was complaining years ago that he was turning into Michael Jackson and he's not because he took a break from music to do other stuff but Justin Timberlake will never quit music because he won't give up on his beginnings

Honestly I think that Justin Timberlake should win more awards like the Nobel Prize or something like that because he is such a great guy and he's going to be a hot dad in the next upcoming months and he hasn't gotten in trouble with the law

happy birthday Justin Timberlake you're perfect

Faith Evans killed her husband

hello everyone I am here to tell you what Faith Evans did to her husband, Christopher Wallace, also known as the Notorious B.I.G., or "Biggie"

she killed him

When Biggie died, Faith Evans was NOT sympathetic at all.  It was like she was hiding in the shadows in the corner.  Hmm, that seems a bit strange.  Other famous murderers (Casey Anthony) reacted the same way when a loved one suddenly died.

Faith Evans also foreshadowed her plans to kill her husband into her music career.  Have you listened to her songs?  They seem very suspicious!

You Used To Love Me (I Remember)

In this song, Faith Evans reminisced what it felt like to be loved.  Clearly she wasn't happy with the marriage and wanted out.  What does she do?  She starts planning her husband's murder.

Soon As I Get Home

What were you planning on doing when you got home, Faith Evans?  Perhaps going to kill Biggie?

"Baby I'll do what I gotta do...." 

Love Like This

This song came out a year after Biggie was dead.  This is a celebratory anthem.  This song doesn't seem appropriate to release right after your husband got murdered, no?

Stressed Out

This isn't her own song, it's by A Tribe Called Quest, but she is featured on the track.  You really know how it feels to be stressed out? In which way did you make that thing work out eventually? By murdering your husband? YUP

I'll be missing you

Again, this song was by 112 and Faith Evans is featured on the track.  This song is a tribute to her husband.  Faith Evans must had been dealing with his death like it was no big deal to immediately go into the recording studio (less than 3 months later) and record a song about Biggie's death. You are not fooling anyone.

Can't believe

The guilt was really hitting Faith Evans on this one.  She teamed up with Carl Thomas to make it seem not at all obvious that she killed her husband, but it's not that easy to mask your crime.

AGAIN

This song was about what Faith Evans would've done differently if she were to kill her husband again.  This time, she got divorced.

GONE ALREADY

Here in 2010 Faith Evans is playing the sympathy card.  Little does she want everyone to find out, is that she is the one to blame for Christopher Wallace's death!

TEARS OF JOY

15 years later, Faith Evans releases this song.  Thinking nobody would notice the meaning of the song, she spills the truth on her 2012 album, R&B Divas.  Don't worry, I noticed.

I DESERVE IT

The guilt was really eating Faith Evans alive in 2014.  She's subtly coming clean about the crime; she killed Biggie.  She distracts fans with guest vocals from Missy Elliott and Sharaya J.

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Now that I have exposed Faith Evans' crime in her music, it's time for me to share her personal life.

In October 1996, Faith Evans had Christopher Wallace's only son.  Right before the "sudden death" of Biggie, they separated.  Months after Biggie's "tragic murder," Faith Evans was pregnant again.  She had her 2nd child 15 months after her husband's death.  Now, if you were grieving the sudden loss of your husband, your son's father, would you really sleep around and commit to another relationship so soon? Hmmm...

This seemed like no big deal to Faith Evans, because later that year she married again.  She now has 3 kids and the only thing she says about her first born, Biggie's only son, is that he "looks just like his father" and "he wants to follow in his father's footsteps."  Clearly this kid isn't important to her.  She's bored with her first husband's offspring.  I'm surprised she's not planning his murder.

Verdict: Faith Evans murdered her husband