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Sam Smith sucks

Hello everyone.  I'm here to talk about Sam Smith

 

Sam Smith sucks

 

When I first heard the name "Sam Smith," I immediately knew this person was from England, just because of his name. 

I was right

Then when I heard his voice, I knew I was right again

I saw a picture of him and then I knew I was right and I was right; he was from England.  He's not hot and if you want to be a successful artist in the music industry then you need to be hot because nobody is going to pay attention to your music if you're ugly

He reminds me of the male Susan Boyle because they're both ugly but everyone thinks their voices are really good but they're not because they're still ugly and looks matter over everything else in the world today

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ok so don't get me wrong Stay With Me is a good song but it's so overplayed and Sam Smith is straining his voice like that man Christina Aguilera and it gets old and overdone after the first song. DON'T DO THAT

Mary J. Blige had a duet with Sam Smith on Stay With Me and I think it's really sad when the 2nd artist is a woman and she sings a song better than the original artist, a man, can.  Why does Sam Smith always sound like he's crying lol is it because he lives in depressing England where it always rains

 

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Lay Me Down is a terrible song I heard it and I literally said "what the fuck is this?" because the song has zero structure but it doesn't matter when you're Sam Smith because everyone just loves you by default I guess; but also I cannot understand one word he's saying because he's just bellowing into the microphone in the recording studio in England but he doesn't care because all the teen girls swoon over his 'dreamy' 'voice'

it's called a speech therapist, Sam Smith. You have a lot of money you can go there I know you can afford it

Sam Smith is basically the English Sean Paul because they both talk like they have marbles in their mouths.  My dream in the future is for Sam Smith and Sean Paul to collaborate and have a song together and the music video isn't allowed to have any subtitles

I can picture Sam Smith sitting at home in his room at like 9PM at night with the lights off and rose petals just scattered everywhere with the little tea lights lit around the room as he's listening to his album and just masturbating to the sound of his own voice.  I really see it


Sam Smith sucks and there's nothing anyone can do but just avoid his music

happy birthday Jazmine Sullivan

Today is Jazmine Sullivan's 28th birthday

 

In May 2008 she gained popularity with her debut single, "Need U Bad" with Missy Elliott.  The song is really good.  Her 2nd single was "Bust Your Windows" and both of them were off her Fearless album.  Jazmine has a raspy voice but it's the good kind of raspy

 

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In November 2010, around the time I started watching VH1 Soul, her 2nd album, Love Me Back, was released

10 Seconds was a huge hit at the time and it samples "I'm Goin' Down" by Mary J. Blige.  The video is also hot cuz it shows the hot guy being kidnapped and tied up in a chair


After that, she was quiet for a while.  Then in 2014 she released a new single, "Dumb" with Meek Mill

the video was acted out with felt puppets cheating on their girlfriends it was cute

Her 3rd and most current album, Reality Show, was released in January 2015


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Jazmine Sullivan is good I hope she makes a song with Miguel 


happy birthday Jazmine Sullivan

Ciara's new single, 'I Bet'

In January, Ciara released her newest single, 'I Bet' for her upcoming album, Jackie

The song is clearly a stab at Future, her ex-fiancé and father of her child, whom cheated on her.  Ciara is being bitter towards Future for cheating, which is understandable, but she's taking it too far for bashing the other girls' appearances.  You know they're gonna hear this song.  Ciara basically made a Kelly Rowland 'Dirty Laundry' 2.0

This is something I would expect to see from Keri Hilson

This is gross because she made a diss track for her son's father, and he is in his life.  What happens when he hears this song when he's older?  Not cool, Ciara.

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The video sucks.  Don't get me wrong, Ciara is beautiful and looks great with no makeup on (she's one of the prettiest and attractive women in the R&B game tbh) but wtf is she wearing, I know she's supposed to be a ballerina inside a jewelry box but I'm p sure ballerinas don't wear what she's wearing.  And why does this look like a low budget video, you know she's loaded and could do better.  Remember Body Party?

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I don't understand why the TV version for the video of the song is not censored considering the words 'bitch' and 'ass' are never allowed to be aired on the radio unless referring to the animals

 

Ciara what are you doing you're making yourself look really low class and she's extremely jealous of Future's current relationships and this isn't a women empowerment song like Pretty Girl Rock and she's making this bad for herself in the future (no pun intended) and she's making it seem like Future is a deadbeat dad and he's nothing but a sperm donor, like he hit it and quit it.  This is not the case.  Think about your son, Ciara.

 

this song sucks