"Classic Man" by Jidenna

Jidenna's song "Classic Man" featuring Roman GianArthur has been all over the radio 24/7 in the last month

Everybody loves this song

but

Let me just say that Jidenna is hot as fuck because of his hair color and his eye color even though when you have a dark complexion your eyes are hideous if they are blue but he looks hot with it so Jidenna is safe here

now I move on to "Classic Man"

the very beginning of this song is good but then after Jidenna repeats himself it just gets boring and the song gets annoying as fuck and it does not sound good.  Think of 'i' by Kendrick Lamar. It's like that.

The beat of the song sucks but Roman GianArthur's verse is hot but w/e the song is annoying ok and this is coming from me and I'm extremely annoying so if I'm saying that then you KNOW it's bad

Jidenna is extremely hot but his clothing in this video wtf was he thinking.  I thought it was just for Classic Man but then I saw Janelle Monáe's video for Yoga with Jidenna in it and he's wearing literally the exact same outfit it's like he's pretending that the Classic Man video never happened or something um lol attn Jidenna you cannot fool me I know your outfits

Jidenna looks SO unattractive in a suit why can't he just look hot like this again

his hair used to be so good and hot but now he has a combover looking like he's in the 1950s attn Jidenna you are not a part of the Duggars I know your name starts with a J but come on you are you are Jidenna Mobisson not Jidenna Duggar 

idk why he's using this schtick but he could do better.  He's signed on Wondaland Records which is Janelle Monáe's label so I see why he's like that to basically be the "male version" of Janelle Monáe but srsly

I hope he changes soon

Sam Smith sucks

Hello everyone.  I'm here to talk about Sam Smith

Sam Smith sucks

When I first heard the name "Sam Smith," I immediately knew this person was from England, just because of his name. 

I was right

Then when I heard his voice, I knew I was right again

I saw a picture of him and then I knew I was right and I was right; he was from England.  He's not hot and if you want to be a successful artist in the music industry then you need to be hot because nobody is going to pay attention to your music if you're ugly

He reminds me of the male Susan Boyle because they're both ugly but everyone thinks their voices are really good but they're not because they're still ugly and looks matter over everything else in the world today

ok so don't get me wrong Stay With Me is a good song but it's so overplayed and Sam Smith is straining his voice like that man Christina Aguilera and it gets old and overdone after the first song. DON'T DO THAT

Mary J. Blige had a duet with Sam Smith on Stay With Me and I think it's really sad when the 2nd artist is a woman and she sings a song better than the original artist, a man, can.  Why does Sam Smith always sound like he's crying lol is it because he lives in depressing England where it always rains

Lay Me Down is a terrible song I heard it and I literally said "what the fuck is this?" because the song has zero structure but it doesn't matter when you're Sam Smith because everyone just loves you by default I guess; but also I cannot understand one word he's saying because he's just bellowing into the microphone in the recording studio in England but he doesn't care because all the teen girls swoon over his 'dreamy' 'voice'

it's called a speech therapist, Sam Smith. You have a lot of money you can go there I know you can afford it

Sam Smith is basically the English Sean Paul because they both talk like they have marbles in their mouths.  My dream in the future is for Sam Smith and Sean Paul to collaborate and have a song together and the music video isn't allowed to have any subtitles

I can picture Sam Smith sitting at home in his room at like 9PM at night with the lights off and rose petals just scattered everywhere with the little tea lights lit around the room as he's listening to his album and just masturbating to the sound of his own voice.  I really see it

Sam Smith sucks and there's nothing anyone can do but just avoid his music

happy birthday Jazmine Sullivan

Today is Jazmine Sullivan's 28th birthday

In May 2008 she gained popularity with her debut single, "Need U Bad" with Missy Elliott.  The song is really good.  Her 2nd single was "Bust Your Windows" and both of them were off her Fearless album.  Jazmine has a raspy voice but it's the good kind of raspy

In November 2010, around the time I started watching VH1 Soul, her 2nd album, Love Me Back, was released

10 Seconds was a huge hit at the time and it samples "I'm Goin' Down" by Mary J. Blige.  The video is also hot cuz it shows the hot guy being kidnapped and tied up in a chair

After that, she was quiet for a while.  Then in 2014 she released a new single, "Dumb" with Meek Mill

the video was acted out with felt puppets cheating on their girlfriends it was cute

Her 3rd and most current album, Reality Show, was released in January 2015

Jazmine Sullivan is good I hope she makes a song with Miguel 

happy birthday Jazmine Sullivan