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Fetty Wap sucks

yeah hi Fetty Wap sucks

Trap Queen sucks

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I don't understand how anyone can like this song.  His voice sucks and I can't understand a fucking word he's saying he's like a trap version of Sean Paul.  idk how he got his voice like that but he should probably stop making it sound like that

but the same people that like this song are the same people that only like him because of his missing eye.  That is gross and I'm not talking about his eye 

this song has no structure and it sounds like it was made in a basement the same day it was written.  someone needs to uninstall Fruity Loops and stop using the stock version of Garage Band

I can't even compose a proper post about this because the song is literally nothing it makes no sense I can just go on and repeat myself many times but I'm not going to do that

 

attn everyone please stop this song is bad

 

 

I can't handle this he's basically a 2015 version of Baby Huey or Hurricane Chris and release one song that's really bad and nobody will hear from him ever again

Uptown Funk sucks; Mark Ronson is ruining his career

hello everybody this is a long-awaited blog post from me but don't worry it's here now

 

Uptown Funk sucks

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in November 2014, I first saw the video for Uptown Funk and it was ok but I lost interest halfway through and to this day I have not seen the whole video because it just cannot keep my attention because

  1. the song sucks
  2. Bruno Mars is singing in the song
  3. Bruno Mars sucks
  4. there are brass instruments in the song and I cannot stand horns
  5. this song is way too loud
  6. the song is a fucking mess

let me start this by saying Mark Ronson just released his first album in 5 years now.  This is the longest break between albums because he was going 3-4 years with a new album.  Mark Ronson is a DJ, he doesn't normally sing on his tracks unlike DJ Cassidy will do.  Uptown Special is horrible.  I can't even finish through one song on this album without skipping to the next.  What epiphany did Mark Ronson have for this album? uh

Mark Ronson used to be really hot too but he just looks like shit in Uptown Funk and that's because the video sucks and so does the song because Bruno Mars is in it, ruining Mark's image

 

Mark Ronson went from using all these really hot guys from the R&B scene and underground artists that many people have not heard of to BRUNO MARS.  The fuck happened since Bang Bang Bang?

 

It's not like Mark Ronson was only 'in his prime' for the 4th album with The Business Intl., because he wasn't.  On Version, 'Valerie' and 'Stop Me' were the best songs and Mark Ronson is still notoriously known for these songs.  I hate Morrissey and The Smiths suck but 'Stop Me' is a really good song and believe me it takes a lot for me to say that about a remake if I fucking hate the original artists.


Mark Ronson wants to be heard now and wants more fame so what does he do?  He releases a song with Bruno Mars!!!!!!  Now, I can't stand Bruno Mars and I think he's terrible but that is another story for another time.  Mark Ronson releasing a song with Bruno Mars does not go well that's like Kanye West and Taylor Swift or it's like Brooke Hogan or Paris Hilton making their ways back to the music scene and having a song with Janelle Monáe what the fuck it just doesn't go together but you know, Mark Ronson is ruining his career by tainting it with Bruno Mars.

This is gross and Mark Ronson is gonna be soon forgotten about until he has a song with like Taylor Swift or one of those artists efiliated with iHeartRadio or something

May is Miguel Awareness Month

I am officially declaring the month of May as Miguel Awareness Month

Miguel is gorgeous and everyone needs to be aware of this for their health and knowledge towards society

Miguel has had a lot going on this month and it's only May 9th

 

look how beautiful he looked at the Met Gala Benefit

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look how gorgeous he looked while being hungover from the Met Gala Benefit during his interview with HOT 97's Ebro In The Morning

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look how beautiful Miguel looked as he released 4 song titles during an interview with VH1

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look how beautiful Miguel looked in the 30 second video he released for "Coffee"

 

look how beautiful Miguel sounds in a new A$AP Rocky song that was also released this week



believe me I am fully aware

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