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'Classic Man' remix featuring Kendrick Lamar

Once again I tackle this song but with a twist: this is a remix with Kendrick Lamar

 

As widely stressed 6 months ago, Jidenna is a classic man.  His words, actions, and life show respect to everyone.  Someone thought it would be a good idea to have a "Classic Man" remix featuring Kendrick Lamar, and it happened

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Kendrick Lamar is somehow "the next best thing" right now, which is entirely false, because his new album is out of control and bad but I will get to that at another time and not now.


Within 3 seconds after the music starts, Kendrick Lamar gives it his all and starts freestyling or whatever you want to call what he does.  Kendrick Lamar's verses completely void the meaning and reasoning of the actual song.  Jidenna is "classic" and stops using words like 'bitch' and 'fuck' but here we are and Kendrick Lamar is letting loose, lol, ruining the purpose


I want to know whose idea this was because this is gross and on top of all that, you see the song and video are both dying down, and instead of letting it fade away from its 6 month stand, you create a remix and a video for the song!!!!

 

Kendrick Lamar has issues regarding his fame because his music sucks and he needs to stop promoting his new album, To Pimp a Butterfly, in every song.  Kendrick Lamar please stop idk what you are doing but you're not doing a good job of it because your voice is still gross and you still sound like a bug and your albums suck please stop nobody cares you are ruining other artists' careers and making them look bad

this song is never going to end it's like Gangnam Style but Wondaland's version

Jidenna isn't very much of a 'classic man'

I can't believe I am the only one noticing this

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Janelle Monáe's protégé, Jidenna, is all an act.  He may dress the part BUT he is deceiving everyone in his lyrics


CLASSIC MAN


  • "I can pull the wool while I'm being polite"

Jidenna is subtlety hinting that he is lying to girls and he can be polite at the same time.  Jidenna is a pick up artist

  • "I can be a bull while I'm being polite"

Obviously this refers to sex, Jidenna is saying he is as fierce as a bull in bed.  A real gentleman wouldn't say this publicly.  What happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, Jidenna.

  • "Why can't every woman end up being my wife?"

Well, it looks like Jidenna has an obsession with women, playing them day in and day out.  Jidenna just cannot settle down with one woman.  Is Jidenna a member of Ashley Madison?

  • "You can be mean when you look this clean"

There you have it.  Jidenna is saying HIMSELF that it's all an act.  He's just dressing the part, but deep inside, he is a womanizer.



YOGA


  • "She left my collar on like she's my owner so when she downward dog I jump up on her"

Jidenna is admitting to S&M activities in his verse.  A true classic man would not talk about such discreet details from the bedroom in a popular song.  This is private.  Jidenna is also comparing himself to an animal, which is slang for a dirty man in bed.

  • "I'd love to break you in... I'd stretch you out and in... now you should tell a friend"

Jidenna is being extremely graphic in this verse and it is making me feel very uncomfortable.  I thought he was a classic man.  He also wants said girl to tell her friends what he will do to them.  Is Jidenna implying he is the village bicycle?

  • "I pray that young girl come over"

I hope this isn't meaning what I think it is!


I know the song is about doing yoga, but we all know there are other ways to talk about yoga in a song than being as graphic like this.


Janelle Monáe is obsessed with Androids, and I just have a feeling her little posse is made up of robots, Jidenna being one of them.

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Miguel is better than Frank Ocean

On Monday, July 6th, 2015, an article circulated the Internet with a quote from Miguel stating he's a better artist than Frank Ocean.

This is true.

 

I do not like Frank Ocean, he does not know how to promote himself and I think his voice is way too whiney like a beagle begging for a treat or an old, rusty gate swinging in the wind on a crisp October night.  The structure of his songs is so predictable, it's making him look like a J. Cole runner-up.  Like a stunt double for J. Cole.  J. Cole 2.0.

Frank Ocean hasn't done anything in the last 3 years since his album was released.  Miguel has.

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Hours after the hype, Miguel released a statement saying he is comparing apples to oranges, everyone is different, everyone is their own individual.  Miguel is compared to Prince a lot, but he is not like Prince.  Miguel did not write the Batman soundtrack.  Miguel does not have the same skin tone as Prince.  Prince does not have chest tattoos.  They are not the same.

Everything Miguel does is so unpredictable, and by that he is keeping everyone on their toes 24/7.  Sometimes people slip and don't keep that in mind, and they are suddenly hit with a big wave of Miguel and explode with excitement and joy.  


Miguel always apologizes and clears the air when something controversial surfaces, like the DWI or the Billboard Awards incident.  Miguel is a real gentleman when he speaks about these things and that makes him look hot and responsible.

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Thank you, Miguel

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