Today would've been Tupac Shakur's 46th birthday
Today is also the day Tupac Shakur's biopic, All Eyez On Me, is released in theaters
Tupac was really hot and he had a nose ring and he was able to pull it off and look rly hot with it and he didn't deserve to die and he definitely suffered bc he died a week after getting shot and it's true that only the good die young because Tupac is dead and we still have people that suck like Big Sean
Kendrick Lamar's song "Humble" has been a hit all over the radio and the video has several million YouTube views
first off let me j say this video is all over the place it's so chaotic it's like a defective corn maze without an exit
Kendrick Lamar starts off the video dressed as the Pope in the atrium of some empty and somber looking church and then the piano bass starts up in the song and everything happens so fast
then it shows 3 girls in their underwear, hairnets, and face masks but not gloves as they make counterfeit dollar bills with machines as Kendrick Lamar gets in the way and lays on top of the table as the girls try to do their work with money all over the floor
then it keeps panning back and forth from the church scene back to the money scene and then Kendrick Lamar is sitting in a salon under the hair dyers with girls and then it goes back and forth with the church scene and the hair salon scene
Kendrick Lamar is suddenly riding a bicycle and it's filmed with a fish eye lens and it's going back and forth between that scene and the church scene
Kendrick Lamar is standing on the roof of a car in the middle of a dried out ditch and he's hitting golf balls off the roof of the car as he exclaims his left stroke just went viral
what does this have to do with the song I don't know
then it goes to some crowd of everyone wearing black t-shirts with Kendrick Lamar in the middle (most likely in a prison) and everyone has their heads down but not when they sing specific lines of the song
then it goes back inside that church and it's basically the last supper with kendrick Lamar's friends and all that is on the table are rolls and wine
I guess now Kendrick Lamar is back at the prison and they are all by these containers and some people sitting on the containers and there are people behind Kendrick Lamar that have rope wrapped all around their face and they are on fire and Kendrick Lamar is wearing a white sweatshirt that says Dreamer in the upper right hand corner and his head is on fire but he's still there singing along like a champ
now it gets to a split scene with Kendrick Lamar on the left side and a "very sexy" woman is on the right side as Kendrick Lamar says he's tired of girls being Photoshopped and he wants to see imperfections
now Kendrick Lamar is out of the panel and it shows one girl's face, the left side is her natural state and the right side is her 'enhanced' aka touched up face and then it does it with her ass
suddenly Kendrick Lamar is under a bridge and there is a shopping cart knocked over and a group of people and now Kendrick Lamar is wearing glasses
now Kendrick Lamar is in some old ass car and his friend is driving and Kendrick is in the backseat spreading grey poupon on a slice of bread and he has a plate so he doesn't make crumbs in the car
Kendrick Lamar tells us that he's using grey poupon and he reaches his hand out the window and passes the spread to his friend in the neighboring car in traffic
now it shows Kendrick Lamar wearing his white outfit again and he's shown through a house window and there are red lasers from the police shining on him
Kendrick Lamar is back in another crowd of everyone wearing suits and he is the only one wearing a white suit. then it goes back to the church scene where he's dressed as the pope and then the black t-shirt crowd and then back and forth to those scenes and then to the underneath the bridge scene and the bicycle scene and then the hair salon then the black t-shirt crowd and then he's shown back in the dried out ditch hitting golf balls off the roof of a car
the video ends with everyone in their suits walking off the giant staircase they were all sitting on and leaving the building and then Kendrick Lamar walks towards the camera and then the video ends
what a day
I don't know what's going on but I see that Will.I.Am is back out with a new single
For weeks the video for Fiyah has been airing but I never paid attention to the video until now. Within the first few seconds of the video it states "in appreciation of British culture" and that's when I knew I never needed watch this video because Great Britain is so boring I never want to go there or see anything from there
but anyway I gave it a chance. I watch the video and everything is synchronized but it's not synchronized in a Chris Brown way or an Usher way but it's still in the Black Eyed Peas directing way and of course then I see dabbing which I'll never understand why people think this is cool and I never want to care about it either
Everyone is on cell phones which is really sad but I get product placement I know many other artists do it but this wasn't exactly what product placement is. This is them watching people through cell phones at the fucking bar
I get secondhand embarrassment for when people do this at concerts or even out in public when they're taking selfies and it's so obvious because they still have the sound enabled on their phone. You're wasting money at the concert by watching it through your phone screen and you're looking like an asshole in the computer lab at school taking snapchat selfies while everything in there studying can't concentrate because they hear your phone shutter going off
but then midway through the video here comes Fergie
where did you come from
Fergie legit looks like Robbie Sinclair from Dinosaurs j standing there wearing her furs looking at her cell phone literally right in front of a landline phone
There is always two sides to a Black Eyed Peas song: it's "good" because it's catchy, but on the other hand, it sucks because it's the Black Eyed Peas and it'll never be good
It's like Big Sean people think Big Sean is so good but when you dissect his lyrics you come to terms that he sucks
when Usher released OMG in 2010 I had to search far and wide for the version without Will.I.Am because I could not go on with my life listening to a song with Will.I.Am in it because I boycotted the Black Eyed Peas for so long and I didn't want all of my hard work and effort going right out the window
Will.I.Am tries so hard to be trendy it's getting really sad now like I'm genuinely feeling bad for him because he's in his 40s now he's acting like the cool dad that everyone is trying to ignore by not saying anything but there he is wearing Air Jordans but they're not the right ones
Verdict: Will.I.Am made another song that sounds like it belongs on a Black Eyed Peas album and it seems like that's the only kind of music he can create now