Marshawn Lynch is hot

PROS

he's hot
he's young he's 28
he looks like D'Angelo
he's on the Seahawks
he's black
he knows how to play football
he wears a visor on his helmet so he can't see the haters which means he has great confidence with his actions and good self esteem

CONS

he's too thick but it's ok he's still hot so idk if this is actually a con
he probably has a lot of cavities from all those Skittles but his oral hygiene is none of my business