Christine Michael is young and hot and on the Seahawks and the team is not lacking without him because he's hot and needed

PROS

he's hot
he's young he is 24
he has a hot name
he's good at football
he has a nice ass
he's big but he's not gross
he looks like a guy that can pick me up and carry me on his shoulder like a parrot
he's a part of the hottest team in the NFL
he sees Richard Sherman on a regular basis

CONS