Hot Guys

Bryan Walters

Bryan Walters is hot and he is white **rare post**

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's a wide receiver
  • he has hot facial bone structure
  • he has great teeth omfg
  • he's young he's 27
  • he went to Cornell which means he's smart

 

CONS

  • he's never on the field
Bryan Walters running with the ball.jpg
Bryan Walters smiling and looking great.jpg
Bryan Walters with the ball again.jpg

Zach Miller

Zach Miller is white and he's on the Seahawks and he's so hot omfg

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he has twins which is a dream come true
  • he's young he's 29
  • he plays tight end
  • he's been a hot guy aka on the Seahawks since 2011
  • he's 6'5" which is very tall
  • he's a hot dad
  • he sees the LOB naked in the locker room

 

CONS

  • he's married fml
  • he's injured

 

Zach Miller looking hot in white on the field.jpg
Zach Miller in focus with no helmet on.jpg
Zach Miller running with the ball.jpg

Percy Harvin

Percy Harvin used to be on the Seahawks but that doesn't mean he's not hot

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he WAS on the Seahawks
  • he's young he's only 26
  • he's black
  • he's really good at football
  • his smile is to die for
  • he's skinny and hot omg
  • he won the Super Bowl with the hot guys aka the Seahawks

 

CONS

  • he threw too many hissy fits with the Seahawks
  • he left the Seahawks midway through the season in October 2014
  • he's on the Jets
  • the Jets suck
  • his name is William but he insists on being called Percy idk why he is not a train

 

Percy Harvin and his hot smile.jpg
Percy Harvin intercepting the ball when he used to be a hot guy aka on the seahawks.jpg
Percy Harvin looking hot after the super bowl.jpg

Tharold Simon

Tharold Simon is on the Seahawks but did you know he's hot

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's 23 he is my age
  • he's skinny but isn't weak like Eli Manning or any other irrelevant football player not on the Seahawks
  • he's 6'2" but I will make it work
  • his ass looks great in football pants
  • he knows what he's doing unlike the New York Giants

 

CONS

  • he's a fill-in

 

Tharold Simon looking hot against the poor Chargers.jpg
Tharold Simon having a great time on the field during practice.jpg
Tharold Simon running with the ball and looking hot.jpg

Lemuel Jeanpierre

Lemuel Jeanpierre is hot obv cuz I'm writing about him

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's Haitian so you know he's gorgeous
  • he's 27 he is young
  • he's good at football
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's black
  • he's big but he's not fat and gross

 

CONS

  • he's married fml
  • he's hurt
Lemuel Jeanpierre running and looking hot.jpg
Lemuel Jeanpierre looking hot with no helmet on.jpg
Lemuel Jeanpierre going in on the field looking hot.jpg

Tony Moeaki

Tony Moeaki is hot he's new to the Seahawks

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's in his mid 20s
  • he's definitely mixed it's hot
  • he sees Russell Wilson naked in the locker room
  • he embarrassed Colin Kaepernick on the field in front of 500,000 people lol 

 

CONS

  • he's hurt
  • he goes by Tony but he's not 60 years old
Tony Moeaki running on the field with the ball as he embarrasses Colin Kaepernick in front of 1 million people.jpg
Tony Moeaki catching the ball and looking hot again.jpg
Tony Moeaki catching the ball and looking hot.jpg

Ricardo Lockette

attn everyone Ricardo Lockette is hot

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he looks very exotic
  • his smile is a dream
  • he's good at football
  • he hits hard
  • he's young he's 28
  • he started out on the Seahawks and then left to go to the 49ers but he realised that's a huge mistake and he wanted to become a hot guy again so he's on the Seahawks again

 

CONS

  • he was on the 49ers
Ricardo Lockette looking stunning in a specialty hat on the field.jpg
Ricardo Lockette hitting hard on the field and looking hot while doing so.jpg
Ricardo Lockette owning some unimportant player on the broncos.jpg