Christine Michael

Christine Michael is young and hot and on the Seahawks and the team is not lacking without him because he's hot and needed

PROS

• he's hot
• he's young he is 24
• he has a hot name
• he's good at football
• he has a nice ass
• he's big but he's not gross
• he looks like a guy that can pick me up and carry me on his shoulder like a parrot
• he's a part of the hottest team in the NFL
• he sees Richard Sherman on a regular basis

CONS

• N/A

Tarvaris Jackson

Tarvaris Jackson is hot he's on the Seahawks

PROS

• he's hot
• he's on the Seahawks
• he's Russell Wilson's backup if Russell ever gets hurt (G-D FORBID)
• he's 31 he's hot
• he was on the Seahawks in 2011 and left to go to the Buffalo Bills but came back a year later because he missed being a hot guy
• he looks like Kevin Hart but he's ugly but he's a hot version of Kevin Hart

CONS

• he was born a day late he should've been born on 420
• he never plays bc hot Russell Wilson always plays but that's ok
• he may not be on the Seahawks much longer

Jermaine Kearse

Jermaine Kearse is hot

PROS

• he's hot
• he's on the Seahawks
• he helps the Seahawks score and be a hot team
• he's young he's 24
• he looks like El DeBarge
• he's mixed
• he looks like J. Cole and J. Cole's name is Jermaine too

CONS

• he's over 6 foot tall
• there aren't a lot of good pics of him on the internet but this isn't his fault
• well actually it is because he can be more hot and that will make the photographers take more pics of him

Kevin Pierre-Louis

Kevin Pierre-Louis is hot and he is new to the NFL but I am about to tell you his pros and cons of being a hot guy 

PROS

• he's hot
• he's on the Seahawks
• he's 23
• he's on the East Coast just like me
• he went to high school an hour away from me
• he was drafted to become one of the hot guys on the Seahawks in 2014
• he's good at football

CONS

• he's like 6 weeks younger than me so I will never go on a date with him
• he's injured

Brandon Mebane

Brandon Mebane is hot I DO NOT CARE WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS PLEASE TAKE A HIKE IF YOU ARE NEGATIVE

PROS

• he's hot
• he's on the Seahawks
• he's over 300 lbs which means he is tough and will hurt the other team
• he is young he's 29 almost 30 years old
• his eyes are out of this world
• he has a baby face
• he is strong

 

CONS

• he's married ugh fml

Malcolm Smith

Malcolm Smith is hot he's on the Seahawks and he's gorgeous and these are the reasons why he's a hot guy

PROS

• he's hot
• he's on the Seahawks
• he's definitely mixed
• he's 25
• he sees the rest of the hot Seahawks naked in the locker room
• his smile
• his team is good
• he is light skinned
• he was the Super Bowl MVP last year because he's hot

CONS

• N/A

2014 Hot Guy of the Year

The 2014 Hot Guy of the Year goes to...

Richard Sherman

The 2014 Hot Guy of the Year award goes to Richard Sherman because he's really hot and he has a sense of humor and he is so sassy but still keeps it clean and friendly and loves to embarrass people by being really hot and good at football

Richard Sherman is a great public speaker look how good he looks in front of a podium he would be such a good hot president

Here we see a rare sense of humor in public speakers but according to this photograph, Richard Sherman does not lack it and neither does both Doug Baldwin Jr. and hot cardboard cutout Doug Baldwin Jr.

And how can you have a hot guy of the year without photographic evidence of said hot guy of the year in a bathing suit??

Richard Sherman is ready to intercept on the field and at the public pool filled with drowning children

This picture kills me omg he's so out of focus but he still looks hot as ever just look at his eyes and his lips he is a one of a kind hot guy

I am so grateful for discovering Richard Sherman and how hot and sassy he can be and I think he should become a politician because he's hot and there are no hot politicians except Obama but I feel that if Richard Sherman becomes involved in politics he can change the United States for the better.  He knows how hard and real life can be because he grew up in Compton and he grew up and developed into an extremely hot guy that has a great personality and great athletic ability. He already won a Super Bowl championship and graduated from Stanford so he is already off on a great start

thank you for being a hot guy