Jon Ryan

January 20, 2015

Jon Ryan has been on the Seahawks for a while now so that locks him into place for being a hot guy

PROS

he's hot
he's on the Seahawks
he's been on the Seahawks since 2008 so he's a veteran hot guy
he's a punter/placeholder
he's young he's 33
he threw a touchdown pass which makes him the first punter to do so in any playoff game
he is also the first Canadian to do that since 1993
he's good at football
he embarrassed the Green Bay Packers

January 19, 2015

Garry Gilliam is on the Seahawks and he's hot and good

he's hot
he's on the Seahawks
he's young he's 24
he was signed to the Seahawks in May 2014
he's very sneaky
he scored his first touchdown with Jon Ryan in the championship final game for the NFC title
he scored the first touchdown for the Seahawks in that game
he's black
he's good at football

January 18, 2015

K.J. Wright is hot and he's good at being a part of a team that embarrasses the 49ers every season

January 17, 2015

Byron Maxwell is today's hot guy ok

January 16, 2015

there's another hot guy on the team it's Mike Morgan

January 15, 2015

today is Luke Willson's birthday and he's hot

he's hot
he's on the Seahawks
he has brown hair
today is his 25th birthday
Russell Wilson passes the ball to him which means Russell Wilson pays attention to him and I am jealous bc I want that
he's good at football
he celebrates with every touchdown and it's cute
he's a great asset to the team