HELLO GOOD MORNING MS. KNOWLES I AM HERE TO EXPOSE YOUR SECRETS
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT #LOVE BEYONCÉ
"Beyoncé is my spirit animal" - people
"I wish I was as perfect as Beyoncé" - people
people love to brag about how perfect Beyoncé is....
because she is perfect.
wanna know why?
because Beyoncé is not real.
SHE IS A ROBOT
I have been keeping these facts from everyone for all these years and right now I am going to expose the truth about Beyoncé Knowles-Carter.
Beyoncé is not real.
How do I know this? Easy. How have you not noticed this?
as you can see her pregnancy abdominal womb has deflated in this photograph. This does not happen to normal human beings filled with water and blood with body parts made out of muscle and tissue. this only happens to those artificially constructed by science.
During the 2013 Superbowl Halftime Show there were more evidential photographs taken of Beyoncé as she resembled something not human but more manmade by scientists in a lab. I will not be sharing the pictures because I do not want something so artificial posted under my identity on my blog and website domain.
Beyoncé Knowles-Carter was reconstructed with artificial intelligence back in early 2002 right before she made her first solo album debut.
After such fame with Beyoncé's first solo album debut and first film role, Beyoncé disappeared for a few years to be with "Destiny's Child." That's quite a suspicious name, no?
Scientists spent years in the laboratories to construct an extremely powerful robotic to coexist with destiny. The most perfect species was handcrafted by scientists to bring destiny to the world. Nothing will ever overpower this one. The foreign alien is the child of the scientists. Destiny's Child.
BLUE IVY IS NOT REAL SHE IS A PUPPET (WHY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE ONLY PHOTOS OF HER BEING HELD??)
but then there are pictures of her walking...
...yet Jay-Z or Beyoncé hold her hand at all times.
If my assumptions of Blue Ivy Carter being a hand puppet are incorrect, then I will like to claim the fact that she is obviously made up of synthetic robotics because she needs the electric current coming from the faux Beyoncé and Jay-Z to power her mobility and everyday functions.
Blue Ivy Carter is nothing but a science fair project, for now.
DO NOT GET ME STARTED WITH DRUNK IN LOVE
BEYONCÉ IS FLOPPING AROUND ON THE BEACH AND SHE IS ALL WET AND WATERLOGGED LIKE A PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD (oh wait sorry..... "SURFBOARD")
IT'S GROSS BEYONCÉ IS GROSS SHE LOOKS LITERALLY FILTHY SHE NEEDS A BATH
SHE RESEMBLES A PISS-SOAKED STRAW BALE (YET ANOTHER CLUE DISCOVERED LEADING TO THE FACT THAT BEYONCÉ IS ARTIFICIAL)
BEYONCÉ NEEDS TO BE HOSED DOWN TO SHORT CIRCUIT HER MOTHERBOARD SO EVERYONE CAN WATCH HER POWER OFF
ever notice how in the Drunk In Love video Beyoncé is never fully submerged in water??
THAT SONG SUCKS I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE LIKE IT
BEYONCÉ CAN RELEASE AN ALBUM OF HER LABOR PAINS FROM THE "STUDIO" IN THE CORNER OF THE HOSPITAL ROOM AND IT WILL HAVE 50 MILLION DOWNLOADS ON ITUNES WITH A PERFECT RATING
I'm also very suspicious with Jay-Z because there can't be anyone that looks THAT bad in their early 40s yet still dresses like they are 24 years old.... another factor to why I think Jay-Z is not real.
Literally out of nowhere Jay-Z got all gross looking because he went from really skinny and good looking in Girl's Best Friend to gross and geriatric looking in Drunk In Love.
Jay-Z first retired back in 2003 where he was not seen as often as he used to be. This was because Jay-Z was sent back to the lab for the scientists to remodel his software and construct a new outer sculpt to become more 'aged.' He was then released in 2006 as a more powerful android alongside with partner Beyoncé Knowles, who had also disappeared for a few years to work with "Destiny's Child."
Jay-Z sucks I'm sorry he sucks lol actually I'm not sorry I'm just here to expose the truth
I KNOW that in a few years there will be speculations of Jay-Z and Beyoncé running for an upcoming presidential election.
and in my mind I have NO DOUBT that they will win the election because white people are so 'drunk in love' that they will vote for them just because it's Jay-Z and Beyoncé just like what happened with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
who cares what Jay-Z and Beyoncé have to offer for the United States of America, it's Jay-Z and Beyoncé! They need this! They can run all 49 states into the ground but crown New York as the newly remodeled kingdom of the United States, living in the "Blue House."
Recently, Beyoncé and Jay-Z and toted Blue Ivy Carter along with them to the White House for Michelle Obama's 50th birthday. You know there was more to that visit than a birthday celebration.
The Obamas most likely have a secret lab on site at the White House where they were showing Beyoncé and Jay-Z and Blue Ivy Carter where they can reside once they enter the White House in a few years. I'm sure they stopped by with a list of their required units that needed to be installed into the White House in such advance to accommodate their Presidential terms.
I am finished sharing limited information for now. Maybe I will update with another blog post in the future regarding my speculations.