happy birthday Trey Songz

today is Trey Songz's 30th birthday

his mom had him at 17 years old thank god for teen pregnancy 

for the last 30 days Trey Songz did a 30 acts of kindness challenge leading up to his 30th birthday and he looked hot for each act of kindness

look at that smile

Trey Songz celebrated his 30th birthday in Malibu last weekend with hot Chris Brown and hot Kid Ink and Sevyn Streeter and he and Chris Brown are also touring together I wish I could go but I'm not paying $450 for shitty seats ok sorry but I will wait to see these two hot guys

he is so hot I like his new album Trigga it's good

yesterday was Thanksgiving and I'm sorry but his birthday must suck with it being on Thanksgiving every few years I mean I know your pain with my birthday being labor day every few years but it's ok because last year his birthday was on Thanksgiving and I corrected everyone saying it's Trey Day because Trey Songz is more important than boring history that nobody remembers which is most likely all inaccurate

VH1 Soul played his Soul Story today and I didn't think they would but they did because he's hot and I am very happy because Trey Songz deserves it he's perfect look at his face he is literally an angel

Trey Songz was a beautiful child and I want a baby that looks exactly like him or Miguel because look at his smile I need that in my life everyday it's perfect

I just want Trey Songz to know I love him ok I hope you see this 

happy birthday Trey Songz I made this for you because you're hot

i by Kendrick Lamar

Kendrick Lamar has been all over the place lately for his new single, 'i'

it samples Who's That Lady by the Isley Brothers which is why a lot of people like the song because everyone loves when old songs get sampled in hip hop songs

the song is ok but then after about 3 minutes it just sucks and goes way too downhill and Kendrick Lamar is shouting and you can't understand him and he just sounds like a bug way too much and I lose interest and move onto the next song

the video sucks you can't even pay attention to it because it's so dark can we please turn up the exposure or light a match because I can't see a thing I feel like I'm in the 2003 NYC blackout all over again

Kendrick Lamar was on Saturday Night Live last night and everyone won't shut the fuck up about it because people still think that show is funny but it's not and I just watched the video of his performance and I just can't like this song

it doesn't even look like him and he's talking way too fast like he's on speed and it's just a really bad performance and song

he is also wearing the same thing he wears in the video

I'm trying really hard to like Kendrick Lamar but idk if I can do it I mean he was in the remix of How Many Drinks? by Miguel and that song is hot because it's Miguel and everything but what the fuck Kendrick Lamar you really need to try harder

he is also hot ok

also

this song is the second coming of Happy

Kendrick Lamar wants to be Pharrell

think about it

I will get to Pharrell later on in the future but this isn't a good thing to do

I mean come on

I'm finished now, this is only just the beginning

Jeremih trashes a Fuddruckers restaurant in Montana

on November 5th 2014, Jeremih and his entourage entered a Fuddruckers dining establishment to eat.  Reports say he was flirting with an 'underaged' employee, which made her feel really uncomfortable, so she got her manager and the manager told them to leave.  Jeremih felt this was racist, because he and all his friends are black.  Words were spoken and things got out of control, and the crew started throwing beer bottles at the manager from behind the counter.

first off let me just say that Fuddruckers is fucking gross

I went to one in Virginia in 2009 and it was so gross the 'restaurant' was so dirty and it wasn't like it was packed (on a Saturday night, lol) but then I went in the bathroom and there was a huge puddle of water all over the floor with trash everywhere and the floor was all warped, probably from previous water leaks. suddenly I didn't have to go anymore

I believe Jeremih did the restaurant a favor by throwing beer everywhere lol please add some more water to the floor it's not like anyone will notice from the additional puddles strewn around the restaurant

also I'm pretty sure what Jeremih did brought the largest amount of attention to that restaurant chain in the last 30 years which is pretty sad lol

from the looks of the video it doesn't seem like the Fuddruckers restaurant was busy and yes I understand that the camera footage was only in one small area but if the restaurant was busy you would see a line of people at the cashier.

leave Jeremih alone just because he's hot and looks like if Puff Daddy and Bobby Valentino had a baby together and has a hit song currently topping the charts doesn't mean you can kick him out of your gross restaurant

Jeremih doesn't deserve to step foot in another Fuddruckers ever again he may get sick from contamination of the air quality

just an FYI if you're ever near a Fuddruckers restaurant please don't walk, RUN away and don't even go there if you have to wash your hands because I'm sure the faucets won't expel any water because it's all over the floor.  you are better off washing your hands with Jeremih's beer he sprinkled everywhere

words of advice? don't tell em