Synopsis of Kendrick Lamar's "Humble" video

Kendrick Lamar's song "Humble" has been a hit all over the radio and the video has several million YouTube views

first off let me j say this video is all over the place it's so chaotic it's like a defective corn maze without an exit

Kendrick Lamar starts off the video dressed as the Pope in the atrium of some empty and somber looking church and then the piano bass starts up in the song and everything happens so fast

then it shows 3 girls in their underwear, hairnets, and face masks but not gloves as they make counterfeit dollar bills with machines as Kendrick Lamar gets in the way and lays on top of the table as the girls try to do their work with money all over the floor

then it keeps panning back and forth from the church scene back to the money scene and then Kendrick Lamar is sitting in a salon under the hair dyers with girls and then it goes back and forth with the church scene and the hair salon scene

Kendrick Lamar is suddenly riding a bicycle and it's filmed with a fish eye lens and it's going back and forth between that scene and the church scene

Kendrick Lamar is standing on the roof of a car in the middle of a dried out ditch and he's hitting golf balls off the roof of the car as he exclaims his left stroke just went viral

what does this have to do with the song I don't know

then it goes to some crowd of everyone wearing black t-shirts with Kendrick Lamar in the middle (most likely in a prison) and everyone has their heads down but not when they sing specific lines of the song

then it goes back inside that church and it's basically the last supper with kendrick Lamar's friends and all that is on the table are rolls and wine

I guess now Kendrick Lamar is back at the prison and they are all by these containers and some people sitting on the containers and there are people behind Kendrick Lamar that have rope wrapped all around their face and they are on fire and Kendrick Lamar is wearing a white sweatshirt that says Dreamer in the upper right hand corner and his head is on fire but he's still there singing along like a champ

now it gets to a split scene with Kendrick Lamar on the left side and a "very sexy" woman is on the right side as Kendrick Lamar says he's tired of girls being Photoshopped and he wants to see imperfections

now Kendrick Lamar is out of the panel and it shows one girl's face, the left side is her natural state and the right side is her 'enhanced' aka touched up face and then it does it with her ass

suddenly Kendrick Lamar is under a bridge and there is a shopping cart knocked over and a group of people and now Kendrick Lamar is wearing glasses

now Kendrick Lamar is in some old ass car and his friend is driving and Kendrick is in the backseat spreading grey poupon on a slice of bread and he has a plate so he doesn't make crumbs in the car

Kendrick Lamar tells us that he's using grey poupon and he reaches his hand out the window and passes the spread to his friend in the neighboring car in traffic

now it shows Kendrick Lamar wearing his white outfit again and he's shown through a house window and there are red lasers from the police shining on him

Kendrick Lamar is back in another crowd of everyone wearing suits and he is the only one wearing a white suit. then it goes back to the church scene where he's dressed as the pope and then the black t-shirt crowd and then back and forth to those scenes and then to the underneath the bridge scene and the bicycle scene and then the hair salon then the black t-shirt crowd and then he's shown back in the dried out ditch hitting golf balls off the roof of a car

the video ends with everyone in their suits walking off the giant staircase they were all sitting on and leaving the building and then Kendrick Lamar walks towards the camera and then the video ends

what a day

Will.I.Am still sucks

I don't know what's going on but I see that Will.I.Am is back out with a new single

For weeks the video for Fiyah has been airing but I never paid attention to the video until now.  Within the first few seconds of the video it states "in appreciation of British culture" and that's when I knew I never needed watch this video because Great Britain is so boring I never want to go there or see anything from there

but anyway I gave it a chance.  I watch the video and everything is synchronized but it's not synchronized in a Chris Brown way or an Usher way but it's still in the Black Eyed Peas directing way and of course then I see dabbing which I'll never understand why people think this is cool and I never want to care about it either

Everyone is on cell phones which is really sad but I get product placement I know many other artists do it but this wasn't exactly what product placement is.  This is them watching people through cell phones at the fucking bar

I get secondhand embarrassment for when people do this at concerts or even out in public when they're taking selfies and it's so obvious because they still have the sound enabled on their phone.  You're wasting money at the concert by watching it through your phone screen and you're looking like an asshole in the computer lab at school taking snapchat selfies while everything in there studying can't concentrate because they hear your phone shutter going off

but then midway through the video here comes Fergie 

where did you come from

Fergie legit looks like Robbie Sinclair from Dinosaurs j standing there wearing her furs looking at her cell phone literally right in front of a landline phone

There is always two sides to a Black Eyed Peas song: it's "good" because it's catchy, but on the other hand, it sucks because it's the Black Eyed Peas and it'll never be good

It's like Big Sean people think Big Sean is so good but when you dissect his lyrics you come to terms that he sucks

when Usher released OMG in 2010 I had to search far and wide for the version without Will.I.Am because I could not go on with my life listening to a song with Will.I.Am in it because I boycotted the Black Eyed Peas for so long and I didn't want all of my hard work and effort going right out the window

Will.I.Am tries so hard to be trendy it's getting really sad now like I'm genuinely feeling bad for him because he's in his 40s now he's acting like the cool dad that everyone is trying to ignore by not saying anything but there he is wearing Air Jordans but they're not the right ones

Verdict: Will.I.Am made another song that sounds like it belongs on a Black Eyed Peas album and it seems like that's the only kind of music he can create now

Jidenna's back

Today is Jidenna's birthday

happy birthday Jidenna

So anyway Jidenna released his debut album The Chief back in February and it's good

The Let Out is a good song the video for the song is really fun

idk what's going on but there's this big dinner and Jidenna and his friend are trying to sneak out to go to the let out aka the place everyone meets at after the bars and clubs close at night but Jidenna gets whisked away into the other room

then one of Jidenna's friends is sitting at the table and he grabs Jidenna's attention by showing him a pic of a girl on his phone warranting Jidenna's approval and he gives him the head nod saying yes

this video syncs up with the lyrics this song is very clear and easy to follow but usually when the lyrics are like that then the song sucks imho but this song does not suck it's really good Jidenna has improved a lot

then Jidenna gets real af on Bambi

He's running through a park and then onto the streets and he's seeing flashbacks of him and the love of his life in a car windshield and a storefront window's reflection and Jidenna looks really hot in these flashbacks

there's also a navy blue woodgrain PT Cruiser in this video yes Jidenna that's me saying hi

as Jidenna is running to the church he's becoming dishelved and he looks kinda hot like a big mess and he gets to the church and he's drunk bc he's been drinking out of his flask throughout this entire video but he's a hot alcoholic

then the worst happens: he becomes vocal and people at the church need to hold him back and Bambi is over there saying omg I can't believe this is happening but she goes into the Fiat waiting at the curb and escapes Jidenna's wrath 

I like Jidenna now that the whole Classic Man schtick is gone and I'm not hearing that song everywhere I go

also he has a cute sense of humor because 2 years ago for Halloween The Game dressed up as Jidenna and last year for Halloween Jidenna dressed up as The Game and he looked SO HOT like that omg

happy birthday Jidenna