Hot Guys

Chris Brown

Chris Brown is gorgeous fuck the haters idc what they say

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's black
  • his birthday is May 5th 1989 he is 25 years old
  • his voice is extremely hot
  • he became famous before he could drive
  • he has like 69 hit songs
  • he made New Flame
  • he looks gorgeous with a nose ring
  • his eyes are perfect
  • his smile omg
  • he is single
  • his penis is massive
  • he has freckles and they are hot
  • he loves animals

 

CONS

  • he can do without a few of those tattoos
  • he has a lot of haters but what can u do when ur so perfect
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Chris Brown looking hot in a close up of his face in a tank top.jpg
Chris Brown looking extremely seductive with a close up of his freckles.jpg

Miguel

Miguel is extremely hot I can't believe I'm just getting to him now but you will all see this massive list of reasons on why Miguel is hot

 

PROS

  • he's gorgeous
  • he's mixed he's black and Mexican
  • his eyes are perfectly shaped they are slanted and hot
  • his face is amazing
  • he's young he's 29 years old
  • he has hot brown eyes
  • his voice is so soft it's perfect
  • his body is perfect
  • I don't like facial hair but Miguel's facial hair is on fleek
  • do I really need to continue this list
  • I do
  • his mouth is so hot his teeth aren't perfect and that makes it hot because he's unique
  • his tattoos are hot and I don't like tattoos
  • he's only 5'7" which is eye level with me
  • he's a scorpio
  • his hair is curly and it's hot
  • omg my mouth is watering rn
  • his eyelashes are long and out of this world
  • I can't get sick of his songs no matter how many times I listen to them
  • he weighs 140 lbs he's perfect
  • the shape of Miguel's head is perfect it's not ugly his mom had to have a c-section to preserve that cranial form
  • he's so secretive with releasing music and it's hot and mysterious
  • he dressed up as a skeleton for halloween in 2013 and he is the sexiest skeleton I've seen
  • he's in J. Cole's video for Power Trip and he makes the hottest dead body ever
  • his abs are out of control
  • I'm panting rn
  • he doesn't have an ounce of fat on his body
  • he posts pics on instagram p much daily and I'm done I have to immediately stop what I'm doing and screenshot it and move it to my album entitled "gorgeous" on my phone
  • his sense of style is out of this world
  • he cares about people a lot which is hot to care about someone
  • he simulated sex on stage and I almost died
  • one time at 3AM there was a fight on one of his instagram pics in the comments and he was replying to haters and I commented in the middle of it so he definitely saw my name and acknowledged what my name was
  • his name is hot
  • he's one of the few men in the world that I can fit my arms around because he's sized perfectly
  • he's the original hot guy that started everything including this blog
  • I fell in love with Miguel in November 2010 and he hasn't budged from the #1 position ever because he's perfect and he knows it
  • he has a Scottish Fold kitten which is a kitten with folded in ears and nobody has that cat except Miguel because he's hot and hot guys are allowed certain things
  • he's not afraid to hide the past or any mistakes he's made in his life because he's real
  • he got a DUI in August 2013 which is very bad but it's ok the car he did it in was a BMW X6 which cancels out all the bad part of a DUI because the car is safe and it just makes him look like a hot daredevil
  • he showed me what love was because I never knew what love was until I first set eyes on Miguel's perfect mass of a human being

 

 

CONS

  • are you serious
Miguel naked in bed looking hot with his perfect smile omfg I'm done.jpg
Miguel looking fucking gorgeous with his hot outfit.jpg
Miguel relaxing and looking hot with his cat.jpg

Marcus Burley

Marcus Burley is a great hot guy he made the list

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's 2 days younger than Brock Coyle 
  • he's 24
  • he's a cornerback just like hot Richard Sherman
  • he stops unimportant teams from scoring touchdowns
  • he is playing in his first Super Bowl today
  • he's important

 

CONS

  • N/A
Marcus Burley preventing some unimportant team from scoring a touchdown.jpg
Marcus Burley looking hot without a helmet on after the game.jpg
Marcus Burley preventing another unimportant team aka the Green Bay Packers from scoring a touchdown.jpg

Brock Coyle

Brock Coyle is on the Seahawks and he is also hot and he's good bc he's hot

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's 24
  • this is his 2nd super bowl
  • he changed his number from 52 to 45
  • his name is hot
  • he has an amazing body omg
  • he's a linebacker

 

CONS

  • N/A

 

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Brock Coyle with no helmet on.jpg
Brock Coyle embarrassing the Broncos.jpg

Jeremy Lane

Jeremy Lane is a cornerback on the Seahawks and he is gorgeous

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's a cornerback just like Gorgeous Richard Sherman
  • he's 24 he's young
  • he looks like K-Ci Hailey
  • he's a member of the Legion of Boom 
  • he was drafted to the Seahawks in 2012

 

CONS

  • N/A
Jeremy Lane looking hot with the ball and holding the baby like a newborn baby.jpg
Jeremy Lane looking hot after winning his first super bowl.jpg
Jeremy Lane looking hot and intimidating.jpg

Cooper Helfet

Cooper Helfet is a gorgeous bombshell on the Seattle Seahawks my mouth is watering rn

 

PROS

  • he's gorgeous
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's 25
  • he has a good body
  • he's been on the Seahawks since 2012
  • he's a model
  • he changed his number from 84 to 48
  • he sees Richard Sherman with no shirt on in the locker room omg

 

CONS

  • he doesn't play a lot but it's ok he's still gorgeous as can be
Cooper Helfet celebrating with gorgeous Russell Wilson.jpg
Cooper Helfet running with the ball.jpg
Cooper Helfet looking gorgeous diving on the field.jpg

Max Unger

Max Unger is a cherished gemstone on the Seahawks

 

PROS

  • he's hot
  • he's on the Seahawks
  • he's young he's 28
  • he has a hot name
  • he plays center
  • he protects the hot guys aka the other players on the Seahawks from the ugly ppl aka the other team
  • he's number 60 which is close to 69
  • he's been on the Seahawks since 2009
  • he was drafted in the 2nd round which means he's real

 

CONS

  • he's married ugh fml
  • that beard has to go
Max Unger looking hot on the field.jpg
Max Unger looking hot with no helmet during practice.jpg
Max Unger on the field looking gorgeous.jpg