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John Legend is a feminist

John Legend is a feminist

I have proof



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John Legend married Chrissy Teigen.  Chrissy Teigen is out of control on social media.  She's doing her thing and John Legend is just sitting back doing dishes and cooking dinner and being quiet. he is obviously scared to say anything.  Chrissy Teigen needs to be stopped.  John Legend is letting her run free because 'women need to be equal' but in actuality she is just ruining your LIFE.  This is the issue with relationships.  Set boundaries.  The woman is going to ruin your life if you let her do whatever she wants.  John Legend is a feminist. Clearly Chrissy Teigen wears the pants in the marriage


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his latest album Love In The Future seems to have a weird name, no? that's because in the future women are going to control the world.  'Love in the future' clearly means that in the near future, men are going to become obsolete.  John Legend is single-handedly letting women take control over men.  Women will now become plumbers.  Women will now be carpenters installing sheetrock and shingling roofs. Women are going to rip off men at the auto mechanic. I wouldn't doubt it if John Legend is paired with Beyoncé, but that is for another time.

John Legend took a 5 year break from in between Evolver.  Hmm, that's weird, he was releasing an album every 2 years but didn't release anything (this is excluding the collaboration album with The Roots) for 5 years?  Something is up!!!!! and it's John Legend in transition of becoming a feminist!!!!!

 

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oh and I just want to clear up with everyone: DO NOT use All Of Me for your wedding song

it is not for you

it's for Chrissy Teigen

John Legend wrote that song specifically for Chrissy Teigen

it also got ruined 3 weeks after the video premiered because everyone thinks John Legend is saying they are beautiful

John Legend's wife is the only one in the video, not you or your college roommate bff Jessica or stepmom Linda or burn victim Stephanie and her amputee war veteran fiancé Chris.

that's like using Sweet Child O' Mine at your terminally ill child's wake or YouTube video montage even though Axl Rose wrote that for his (now ex) wife

his wife is not a child

 

the song sucks

 

John Legend's latest hit You & I (Nobody In The World) features a video of just women and sings about how beautiful they are.  You may think this is normal.  It's NOT normal to constantly be singing about women.  John Legend please man up

the video sucks and so does the song and so does the message of the video. You're wasting a huge production budget on these videos

 

whatever, I understand that a lot of music is about telling a girl how beautiful she is, but John Legend KEEPS doing it. It's getting too weird.

He is trying to brainwash his fans to turn them into feminists.  The fuck happened since Get Lifted in 2004??

can you imagine if John Legend had a baby and the baby was a girl???? He will be praising that thing like Simba from the Lion King but if it was a boy you would see like 1 picture on social media per month

ugh also can you imagine the pregnancy photo shoot?  John Legend kneeling down kissing Chrissy Teigen's pregnant stomach in a greyscale photo. (Wardrobe: jeans, white ribbed tank pulled up above 'baby bump' on Chrissy Teigen; John Legend shirtless/white tee.)

 

I am clearly not done proving my theory, but I am going to end this now.  I want all of you to take the time and just think about it.  We know in the very near future that John Legend is going to pull some feminist publicity stunt because he's trying to become Bono of U2 but without the obsession of Africa.  You will all see

Luke James


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Luke James' long awaited self titled debut album was released today 


Like I stated in a previous post, I would buy his album the day it's released.  Instead, I preordered a signed copy the day it was available to preorder (June 13th, his birthday) and it arrived Saturday.  I didn't listen to it or open it until 11pm last night, out of respect.

the album is very good

the booklet has the lyrics to all the songs which I'm happy to see but I'm surprised it has it because many artists don't have that anymore for their albums.

I previously stated that Luke James will become a big name.  Beyoncé chose him to headline with her for the 2nd half of her tour, and he was featured in People magazine as the Sexiest Man Alive of the week.  (and this was all way before he announced his album's release date!) He will only become bigger from here on out.


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his 3 year old, GRAMMY nominated, debut single, I Want You, is featured on the album

 

Marvin Gaye-inspired single Make Love To Me also made the album, nearly 2 years old

 

Insane, Dancing In The Dark, and Exposé are very good songs.  I won't post a link to the songs because I want you to get his album and listen to him.

 

His current single Options (featuring Rick Ross) is a very soulful song, and once again it's another hit


Exit Wounds is a very powerful song about a relationship ending and it has gotten a lot of attention recently

 

Luke James covered Sam Smith's Stay With Me which let me just tell you his version is a lot better than Sam Smith's omfg it's perfect

 

I'm very upset that I.O.U. isn't on the album because that's my favorite song of his... but it's ok cuz not everyone deserves to hear that song

 

OVERALL ALBUM RATING: 10/10

 

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New Flame

it's been nearly 2 months since the music video for New Flame has been released

it's hot

 

Chris Brown is gorgeous and omg Usher takes control of the video

look at Usher patting down his body and moving omg I wish I were airport security and I had to search him omg his hips are amazing I hope he does not have any hip issues when he is older he's too perfect to have problems

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Chris Brown's shrilling voice is so fucking sexy omg


Chris Brown has a reappearing grill in his mouth all throughout the video it's hot and so is his nose ring omg he looks so hot with it

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fact: guys look so hot with nose rings


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I just want to clear up that neither Chris Brown or Usher are members of the KKK regardless of what people think with this video. Yes I understand there is a giant burning X but that is because Chris Brown's new album is entitled X and it's on fire because the song is called NEW FLAME and wood burning is common on the beach...which is where the giant burning X is on in the video

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they are wearing white because they are gifts from god sent down to earth they are both sexy angels they are so pure in this video because there is nothing wrong with the song or the video because it's perfect because Chris Brown and Usher are in it omg I want to be one of those girls that are guarding them in the video I want that to be my career

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People are also saying that the woman dressed in red with her face covered represents the grand wizard of the KKK. this is not true because this is the 'special' girl Usher is making moves toward in the video and it's clearly who he is singing about ok

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there is very fast dancing in the video with Chris Brown and the backup dancers and I mean extremely fast and no this is not sped up this is Chris Brown's normal dancing movement speeds because he is perfect and he is clearly an angel sent from above as proven in this post by me

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I have to stop writing this post now because it's getting way too hot for me to continue but anyway this song is very good and now I'm having a hard time choosing which Chris Brown song is my favorite cuz if it's still She Ain't You then New Flame is an extremely close second

 

Chris Brown you will always be perfect to me