happy birthday Miguel

today is Miguel Jontel Pimentel's 29th birthday

this is what perfection looks like

last night on twitter I asked VH1 Soul if they can please play a Miguel Soul Story or a video block for his birthday (today) and when I got home I was shocked because they actually did it and played every video they have rights for

they played every video except the Adorn teaser video

last night I was also tweeting about how I feel so weird lately and suddenly I narrowed it down to the lack of Miguel I've been seeing on VH1 Soul but now because of his Soul Story hour block today I feel renewed I feel powerful I needed this and this was a miracle

Miguel knew

VH1 Soul knew

the programmers most likely know that I can't live without Miguel

they need me

I need Miguel

Miguel is so fucking amazing

I am so happy his parents had sex at that exact moment to create Miguel

look at this child this is the perfect child I need this

Miguel, a perfect infant

Miguel, a juvenile angel

Miguel is perfect

I celebrated all day.  Instead of sleeping this afternoon, I made a video for Miguel's birthday.  It became live a quarter to 7pm, after an hour and a half to upload to youtube and another hour to save.  whatever Miguel is worth it he's perfect

I am so blessed and so happy to have been following Miguel from literally the very beginning of his career from before his first album was released to right now where it's his birthday and I'm thinking about how hot he is as I write this blog post and now I can't stop staring at the video thumbnail above this paragraph but it's ok it's Miguel he's supposed to distract me but idc I made 125 tweets about his soul story for an hour and I am so shocked I didn't go to twitter jail today because I was so expecting it and if I did go to twitter jail l would've been ok because he's worth the 8 month streak I'm currently at but w/e Miguel is worth everything in the world I need him he's so hot I need this

happy 29th birthday Miguel I love you so much please don't ever forget that

happy birthday A$AP Ferg

today is A$AP Ferg's birthday

he is 26

he's hot

he's from New York just like me

I bet if I held a conversation with him he would be able to understand every word coming out of my mouth unlike all those ppl from the midwest and northwest. get on my level nerds

anyway I don't listen to trap music at all or any of the A$AP mob but he's featured in Elle Varner's new single Don't Wanna Dance

I used to hate Elle Varner but because of this song I really made a huge turnaround and I like her again because she created this hot and sexy song omg look at this video he's stunning in it he's gorgeous this video is so hot

he looks so hot in the video omg

I was listening to his verse and I was taking it all in and omg it's so deep

I feel like I really connected with A$AP Ferg

I'm not into chubby guys or guys with grills but omg he is 100% an exception do you see his face he's the face of a cherub

happy birthday A$AP Ferg you're hot

Chris Brown is an advocate for safe sex

I don't care what anyone has to say about Chris Brown because he is a good guy

want to know why Chris Brown is a good guy?

he practices safe sex

and he's hot

have you seen New Flame

in his hit song No Bullshit, he tells his listeners he is going to have sex with a girl at 3AM but first he needs to reach into the dresser where the condoms are so he can protect himself during sex. Chris Brown loves safe sex

Chris Brown and Trey Songz remixed Snootie Wild & K Camp's song Made Me, and in it Chris Brown shares how he has hundreds of condoms in his condo and he can't have any babies.  He does not let the listeners forget about it either. He mentions it 9 times.

Chris Brown also mentions the girl wants a baby but he basically says 'NO WAY I apply a condom on my extremely large hot sexual male appendage each time I have sex' except he said it in a sexier way because he is not a nerd

also all hot guys have safe sex

Miguel does it

Trey Songz does it

and Chris Brown does it