i by Kendrick Lamar

Kendrick Lamar has been all over the place lately for his new single, 'i'

it samples Who's That Lady by the Isley Brothers which is why a lot of people like the song because everyone loves when old songs get sampled in hip hop songs

the song is ok but then after about 3 minutes it just sucks and goes way too downhill and Kendrick Lamar is shouting and you can't understand him and he just sounds like a bug way too much and I lose interest and move onto the next song

the video sucks you can't even pay attention to it because it's so dark can we please turn up the exposure or light a match because I can't see a thing I feel like I'm in the 2003 NYC blackout all over again

Kendrick Lamar was on Saturday Night Live last night and everyone won't shut the fuck up about it because people still think that show is funny but it's not and I just watched the video of his performance and I just can't like this song

it doesn't even look like him and he's talking way too fast like he's on speed and it's just a really bad performance and song

he is also wearing the same thing he wears in the video

I'm trying really hard to like Kendrick Lamar but idk if I can do it I mean he was in the remix of How Many Drinks? by Miguel and that song is hot because it's Miguel and everything but what the fuck Kendrick Lamar you really need to try harder

he is also hot ok

also

this song is the second coming of Happy

Kendrick Lamar wants to be Pharrell

think about it

I will get to Pharrell later on in the future but this isn't a good thing to do

I mean come on

I'm finished now, this is only just the beginning

Jeremih trashes a Fuddruckers restaurant in Montana

on November 5th 2014, Jeremih and his entourage entered a Fuddruckers dining establishment to eat.  Reports say he was flirting with an 'underaged' employee, which made her feel really uncomfortable, so she got her manager and the manager told them to leave.  Jeremih felt this was racist, because he and all his friends are black.  Words were spoken and things got out of control, and the crew started throwing beer bottles at the manager from behind the counter.

first off let me just say that Fuddruckers is fucking gross

I went to one in Virginia in 2009 and it was so gross the 'restaurant' was so dirty and it wasn't like it was packed (on a Saturday night, lol) but then I went in the bathroom and there was a huge puddle of water all over the floor with trash everywhere and the floor was all warped, probably from previous water leaks. suddenly I didn't have to go anymore

I believe Jeremih did the restaurant a favor by throwing beer everywhere lol please add some more water to the floor it's not like anyone will notice from the additional puddles strewn around the restaurant

also I'm pretty sure what Jeremih did brought the largest amount of attention to that restaurant chain in the last 30 years which is pretty sad lol

from the looks of the video it doesn't seem like the Fuddruckers restaurant was busy and yes I understand that the camera footage was only in one small area but if the restaurant was busy you would see a line of people at the cashier.

leave Jeremih alone just because he's hot and looks like if Puff Daddy and Bobby Valentino had a baby together and has a hit song currently topping the charts doesn't mean you can kick him out of your gross restaurant

Jeremih doesn't deserve to step foot in another Fuddruckers ever again he may get sick from contamination of the air quality

just an FYI if you're ever near a Fuddruckers restaurant please don't walk, RUN away and don't even go there if you have to wash your hands because I'm sure the faucets won't expel any water because it's all over the floor.  you are better off washing your hands with Jeremih's beer he sprinkled everywhere

words of advice? don't tell em

Chris Brown's nudes leaked again

ok so anyway in the beginning of the week there was controversy regarding Chris Brown's relationship with Karrueche Tran, as mentioned on The Real which is hosted by Tamar Braxton and Adrienne Bailon

first off

how dare they comment on Chris Brown's relationship with Karrueche Tran and we all know it's because of Chris Brown's 'record' with his previous relationships um attn everyone who cares what's in the past is in the past ok leave Chris Brown alone he's hot ok

Chris Brown responded with a verbal 'attack' on both hosts which I'm not going to lie here it was pretty good lol Chris Brown should become a slam poet he has such a way with words

um attn everyone please buzz off leave Chris Brown alone please get back to your daily activities of getting your nails done 

all week word of mouth of Chris Brown's relationship circled the internet and last night Chris Brown's nudes were released via instagram screenshots from his side girl

he messaged the girl with dick pics and she exposed the pictures on twitter

guess what it's not real the picture is fake and the conversation is fake too

I knew the picture was fake too because I saw Chris Brown's original dick pics and it is a completely different dick in the picture

can everyone please leave Chris Brown alone ok I know it's amazing when he gets enraged and yells at people because he's so on point with everything he says but please give it a rest or just space it out like every 3 weeks or something

Chris Brown can't have a heart attack he needs to relax with these rumors

remember he made New Flame

it's perfect

just like Chris Brown