FourFiveSeconds

the Rihanna-Kanye West-Paul McCartney collaboration, FourFiveSeconds has been out for a month now

my thoughts:

the song sucks

the video is worse

there is no structure to this song

Kanye West wants to be the 5th Beatle

Rihanna's shriek in the beginning of the song is painful

Paul McCartney is no where on the track but the acoustic guitar

Rihanna looks homeless

the video looks like a Gap ad shot through an instagram filter

Kanye West is greedy and wants to do everything; next stop: Hollywood

the largest expense from the video's budget was Rihanna's denim shirt

Paul McCartney is flashed for 2 seconds about 12 times in the video. If I blink my eyes at the right moments I may not even see him in the video

America is raving about how the best of the best collaborated and made a song together. Excuse me what happened with Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney's Say Say Say and the other songs they have?

AMERICA IS BLINDED BY KANYE WEST'S JEWELRY

Paul McCartney looks so fed up with Kanye West's bullshit in the video and he also looks like he has no teeth because he looks emaciated as fuck like a starving kennel dog. If you're a multi-millionaire well into your 70s and you're still making public appearances, you should probably put a little thought into what you look like so you don't walk around looking like a deceased plantain like get botox or something and Paul should just call it quits and live off social security before he keels over and dies in the recording studio as he record his tracks for the next Yeezus album which will probably be called The Second Coming Of Yeezus or something dumb like that

Rihanna's new album is going to suck

Chris Brown reveals he has a secret 9 month old baby

on Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015, TMZ revealed that Chris Brown has a secret 9 month old baby girl

18 months ago Chris Brown was off and on with girlfriend Karrueche Tran and not with the 31 year old mother of his lovechild

first off let me just say excuse me baby boomers and liberals please get off my blog's page you can leave by clicking the X in the top right corner since you have Windows but if you somehow have a Mac then press the red circle in the top left corner and if you're browsing on your iPhone please throw it in the garbage because your beloved Obama has an iPhone too and I know that must drive you crazy-

ok now that I have that off my chest let me just say congratulations Chris Brown you are one of the hottest dads in the music industry idc fuck the haters I'm so happy and I can't wait for you to have a boy because the second coming of Christopher Maurice Brown is going to be so hot when he is older omg

third of all please leave Chris Brown alone yes he was with someone but who cares cuz they broke up a lot and it was more than enough time for Chris Brown to have sex with another girl cuz it takes a matter of 3 seconds to pull your panties to the side and Chris Brown probably takes no less than 15 minutes to finish once he gets started it's like taking a 15 minute break at work you can do whatever you want in that time and I doubt that it takes more time than that because he's amazing and he has a huge dick and there is no surprise that the mother of Chris Brown's child picked Chris Brown to have sex with I mean let's face it who would turn down Chris Brown cuz I sure wouldn't

Karrueche Tran just broke up with Chris Brown today because he has a baby and let me just say shame on her for breaking up with Chris Brown for having a child because that means she is shallow and that's basically like telling someone with one arm that you won't marry them because they have one arm and that is LOW.......Karrueche Tran I hope you never have a child and I will love it if the next guy she is together with has a child of his own

and Chris Brown was right cuz these hoes ain't loyal!!!!

I guess Chris Brown was all talk and no show in his remix of Snootie Wild & K Camp's single, Made Me, because he claimed he had a hundred condoms in the condo and he can't have any babies

I'm not gonna lie I'm really jealous because I wanted this I wanted to have a baby with Chris Brown and the 31 year old former model named Nia Gonzalez Amey beat me to it. fml I have to try harder

Chris Brown is going to be an amazing father I'm so excited to watch this little girl grow up and represent #TeamBreezy I'm so happy you have no idea nobody understands my glee right now and Chris Brown is going to put his daughter first just like Biggie always talked about in his songs but hopefully Chris Brown won't get murdered by his (future) wife like Biggie did 

come to think of it did Chris Brown write New Flame for the baby because it sure sounds like it cuz his 9 month daughter is a new flame to spark up his life

it probably is because Chris Brown is mysterious and sexy and likes to lead people on with his songs because he can represent anything he wants in his music because he's so talented and hot

congratulations Chris Brown you made it to the Hot Dad Club

happy birthday Brandy

today is Brandy's 36th birthday

when Brandy was 14 she had a voice no other 14 year old had and still there is no 14 year old that comes close

she is known for her signature box braids

Brandy has a lot of hit songs and she had her own show on UPN

Brandy is Moesha

Brandy also secretly dated Wanya Morris from Boyz II Men and I don't blame her bc he's hot

they had a song together too it was Brokenhearted and the video is nice bc of the puppies

The Boy Is Mine is very good it was number 1 on the chart for 13 weeks which is the longest any song on Atlantic Records has ever had

she also won her first GRAMMY award for that song

in 2012 Monica & Brandy had a part 2 to The Boy Is Mine and it's It All Belongs To Me

ok enough of that let me get real here

Brandy has a brother and it's Ray J and Ray J is gorgeous idc if he only had like 2 songs HE IS HOT

look at that face

they had their own show together which is the best of both worlds because Brandy is so talented and has a good voice and Ray J is overall just hot

ok so anyway Brandy's biggest influence in her life is Whitney Houston and they even were casted in a movie together when Brandy was in her teens

Tragically on Brandy's birthday in 2012 Whitney Houston died

Brandy dedicated her album 211 to Whitney Houston by naming it after her death date and her own birthday

Brandy is so nice

happy birthday Brandy