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happy 504 day

Today is 504 Day!!!!!!!

 

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504 Boyz was a group from 2000-2006 created by Master P

their name is 504 because of the New Orleans area code and the group is from New Orleans

Mystikal was also in the group too

so was Curren$y he's hot

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they had like 2 hit songs

I Can Tell and Wobble Wobble

 

in 2005 the 504 Boyz released their final album called We Gotta Bounce Back and it was released as a benefit compilation album for Hurricane Katrina

 

still nonetheless it's 504 Day which is a good day to celebrate by playing I Can Tell all day because the song is good and it's hot

 

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happy 504 day!!!!!

Wale sucks

Wale, also known as Olubowale Victor Akintimehin, is a well-known rapper whose been featured in a lot of artists' songs, starting with The Roots back in 2008.  His debut album was released in 2009.  He kinda looks like Will.I.Am.  

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In The Roots' song, "Rising Up" with Chrisette Michele and Wale guest appearing on the track, Wale says a total of 14 words before Chrisette Michele joins in and finishes the remainder of the verse with Wale.  I don't know why he was even mentioned as a guest appearance on the track but I guess you have to start somewhere?

 

In 2011, "Lotus Flower Bomb" was released, which features Miguel.  I think I'm speaking for the majority of the population on Earth when I say that Miguel is the one that brought the success to this song.  Most of the time, you cannot understand a word Wale says because of the speed he's rapping/talking, which usually results in him running out of breath by the time the sentence ends.

I soon forgot about the song.

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This is when I realised that Wale sucks.

 

In 2013, Wale rolled out yet another album, with a new single called "LoveHate Thing," which featured a new artist named Sam Dew.  Again, Sam Dew saved this track with his soft, unfamiliar voice.  The video features Wale sitting in the dark inside of a room with a giant wooden X on the table for some reason.  Another song I forgot about.

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It seems like every 2 years Wale tries again and releases a new album to see if anyone notices and I do notice because each time the songs sucks.  In 2015, a new song entitled "The White Shoes" emerges and it sucks and it's about someone getting their Air Forces Ones stolen off of their feet.  I cannot understand a word Wale is saying because he forgets how to breathe when he's rapping.  I assume this is what the song is about because I sort of understood what was happening in the song based on the video.

 

According to my studies, The Roots wanted to help him break through as an artist in the music industry but he only said 14 words so they abandoned him so Wale turned to rappers that were not "out there," so to speak, and after the first guest appearance they too abandoned him.  It's kinda like someone that has no idea how to act when they're on a Tinder date and after the first date they never meet up with the match again but they don't give up hope and just keep going on first dates.

 

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Wale sucks

"Classic Man" by Jidenna

Jidenna's song "Classic Man" featuring Roman GianArthur has been all over the radio 24/7 in the last month

Everybody loves this song

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but


Let me just say that Jidenna is hot as fuck because of his hair color and his eye color even though when you have a dark complexion your eyes are hideous if they are blue but he looks hot with it so Jidenna is safe here

now I move on to "Classic Man"

the very beginning of this song is good but then after Jidenna repeats himself it just gets boring and the song gets annoying as fuck and it does not sound good.  Think of 'i' by Kendrick Lamar. It's like that.

The beat of the song sucks but Roman GianArthur's verse is hot but w/e the song is annoying ok and this is coming from me and I'm extremely annoying so if I'm saying that then you KNOW it's bad


Jidenna is extremely hot but his clothing in this video wtf was he thinking.  I thought it was just for Classic Man but then I saw Janelle Monáe's video for Yoga with Jidenna in it and he's wearing literally the exact same outfit it's like he's pretending that the Classic Man video never happened or something um lol attn Jidenna you cannot fool me I know your outfits

Jidenna looks SO unattractive in a suit why can't he just look hot like this again

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his hair used to be so good and hot but now he has a combover looking like he's in the 1950s attn Jidenna you are not a part of the Duggars I know your name starts with a J but come on you are you are Jidenna Mobisson not Jidenna Duggar 

idk why he's using this schtick but he could do better.  He's signed on Wondaland Records which is Janelle Monáe's label so I see why he's like that to basically be the "male version" of Janelle Monáe but srsly

I hope he changes soon