"Wet Dreamz" by J. Cole

In December 2014, J. Cole released his latest album, 2014 Forest Hills Drive.  J. Cole is notoriously known for his songs about real life situations.  One of the songs on the album, "Wet Dreamz," is another song that fits that criteria.

What I'm saying is that J. Cole wrote a song about losing his virginity which is kinda different than anything I've heard before but ok there's a first for everything

The video for "Wet Dreamz" was released 3 weeks ago.  J. Cole tells the story with 2 dogs, a fawn German Shepherd and a King Charles Spaniel, meeting on a walk together.  J. Cole is walking the male German Shepherd puppy and a girl is walking the female King Charles Spaniel.  The dogs also go to obedience classes together and play around.

This entire video is animal porn I don't know how this got approved to be made because there are scenes where the girl dog (the King Charles Spaniel) is sitting on a satin pillow with candles lit around the room as she's gnawing on a bone

The German Shepherd is a virgin and there a shots of the dog watching animal porn in the dark on the couch. I don't think this is very realistic or appropriate J. Cole

at the end of the video, the two dogs are about to have sex but the camera pans to the bed, where J. Cole and the King Charles Spaniel's owner (the girl) are on the bed together.  They just had sex like the dogs

ok I get the idea of the video and it can be cute but what the fuck J. Cole

this video is gross

Miguel is being sued for the 2013 Billboard Music Awards accident

It's been 24 months since Miguel's unfortunate stage jump at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, resulting in an injury to a bystander in the audience.  It seems a little weird for someone to finally be something 2 years later, no?

ok let me just say in the last 3 days Miguel has been booming all over the Internet between being extremely gorgeous in a Michael Kors suit at the Met Gala Benefit to the countless interviews he's had for his upcoming album so why not make him more famous by bringing up another topic that is so old

that dumb girl that got 'hurt' in the audience is just doing something now as in this week because she sees that Miguel is being perfect and hot and he's releasing a new album, WildHeart, on June 30th.  She thinks she's going to file a suit and it will be all nice and dandy for her and she'll get a cut of the money from Miguel's latest promotions.

I don't think so

excuse me Cindy Tsai stop being a sore loser just accept that Miguel did this to you on accident it's like you trying to file a sexual harassment case on someone that bumped into you on accident in a Walmart on Black Friday you need to fucking relax and get over it because this is your fault in the first place because you CHOSE to stand near the stage and YOU weren't paying attention AT ALL to Miguel during his performance which is a major shame on you because if you were watching how hot Miguel was being on stage during "How Many Drinks?" then maybe you would've saw Miguel being hot and jumping and you would've gotten out of the way that's like a road flagger not moving out of the way when he sees someone about to hit him when they're merging into another lane it's called common sense maybe you should file a lawsuit against your parents for raising you to be so dumb and you can get some common sense with your lawsuit fortune

you are a huge cry baby and you need to leave Miguel alone you are just jealous that Miguel is hot and beautiful and you're just someone that takes every opportunity possible to get anything out of everything you're like a raccoon in a highway diner's dumpster looking for the littlest thing and cashing it in for yourself

attn Cindy Tsai congratulations on wasting your nonexistent money on a lawyer because you're going to lose this lawsuit and feel really dumb because the judge will literally scoff in your face and the case will be sealed shut like a waterproof container protects important things like diplomas and birth certificates because Miguel is fucking beautiful and perfect and hot and he wins because hot guys always win 

this is how much Miguel cares

happy birthday Chris Brown

Today is Christopher Maurice Brown's 26th birthday

Chris Brown has had some year in the last 365 days

• his newest album, X, was released in September
• New Flame was sitting at the top of the charts like a king on its throne
• Loyal was a huge hit all year around and it's still a huge hit and it's a hot song too
• he has a 1 year old baby girl, named Royalty
• he finally got rid of Karrueche Tran
• he got hotter
• he celebrated his 10th year making music, now in the 11th year
• he bettered himself

Chris Brown is gorgeous and idc what anyone says because they are just bitter and jealous and they don't understand how hot he is and his music is really good and they need to get hearing aids to listen to his sweet voice and how precious it is and they must have glaucoma too if they can't see how gorgeous he is too

I saw the video for New Flame the day it was released and omg let me just say I have seen the video literally hundreds of times because it is so good because Usher is in it and so is Chris Brown and omg

Chris Brown and Sevyn Streeter have released quite a few songs together over the last few years and more in the last 18 months and I hope they continue to do this and they release an album together please do this Chris Brown I'm asking you to do this I want you two to become the next Avant and KeKe Wyatt 

Chris Brown and Tyga also released another album together and I'm so happy because they are both hot and Chris Brown has been doing a lot of stuff with Trey Songz lately too like bonding more and partying together and they made a remix of Snootie Wild's song Made Me which is really hot too and omg this is way too much for me but I like it because it's all the really hot guys together as one on tour singing and being hot on stage

Chris Brown's new album X is really good too I'm so happy it exists it's really different and Chris Brown literally exploded all over the radio and the media in the last year because he's hotter than ever and because New Flame is perfect

I love you Chris Brown happy birthday you're hot