The Weeknd is overrated

For the past 3 years I have planned on writing about The Weeknd but I kept putting it off until I felt the time was right

now is the time

The Weeknd, real name Abel Tesfaye, is a hot guy from Canada with a really soft voice that's really hot and his music is good.  He was better back in 2012 when nobody knew him and his hair was shorter.

His 'signature look' is his giant matted dread lock perching from the top of his head, resembling a toddler's arm.  I am not sure if he washes his hair or not but based on the appearance in photos, it doesn't look like he does anything to it so I'm guessing this smells really bad and that's gross

When that mommy porn book-to-film movie came out (50 Shades of Grey) The Weeknd had a song that was featured on the soundtrack.  'Earned It' isn't a good song but that doesn't stop contestants on American Idol from lusting over it and covering it and playing it nonstop continuously on the air.  

The Weeknd's new album, 'Beauty Behind the Madness' released in September, and people are acting like this is a Frank Ocean album and won't shut up about it lol guys relax this isn't his first album I assume you never heard Trilogy before

'I Can't Feel My Face' isn't a good song and the video sucks and people need to stop talking about The Weeknd because he's going too mainstream like iHeartRadio mainstream where this is the point of no return and it's going to just get worse from here.  He is so fucking overrated I didn't think it was worth writing about this but I decided it was time.

Soon in the future The Weeknd will collaborate with other extremely overexposed artists like Taylor Swift and when this happens, I am going to pack my bags and RUN from this mess and avoid it as much as I can.  That's when you know you've hit a new low.  Taylor Swift. 

Stop obsessing over his gross matted head of hair it's disgusting and it has to weigh at least 5 lbs or maybe more because it can't be washed and conditioned so there are pebbles and grains of sand in it like a sedimentary rock

3 years ago I thought he had one of the best voices in music but now after listening to his new album I noticed he sounds the same on each song.  No change in vocal pitch.  Not good

attn Abel Tesfaye please go back to the Wicked Games era and cut your hair and make more hot and mysterious music like this song and the other songs on Trilogy please thx in advance

happy 30th birthday Miguel

Today is Miguel Jontel Pimentel's 30th birthday

I love Miguel more than anything or anyone else in the world everything about him is perfect he never has anything bad to say about anything he's always positive or has a good attitude and his 3rd album just came out 4 months ago and it's perfect just like him and his other 2 albums and I haven't listened to anything else since it was released just like I did when Kaleidoscope Dream was released 3 years ago

I met Miguel in August and he smells so good and he's the nicest person I ever met in my life and everything about him is perfect it just confirmed it when I was standing next to him
Miguel genuinely cares about people and you can detect that when he speaks to you from the look in his eyes and his body language and the tone of his voice which basically means Miguel is a Real Man and cares about the well being of other people especially me because he told me he wanted me to get home safe and he had the look of concern on his face because I'm very small and I was by myself and like a month later he wished me happy birthday on Twitter

when Miguel has kids he's going to be one of those hot dads that volunteers in the kid's classroom at school that all the moms fawn over but it doesn't matter bc he's being a hot dad and I can't wait until this happens and the moms get shut down

When I met Miguel 2 months ago I've been happy ever since then and I haven't had it wear off of me yet because Miguel continues to do things that make me happy like releasing new videos and taking shirtless pics and releasing interviews of him talking to someone important

Miguel doesn't want people to think of him as someone rich and famous like a celebrity with too much money because he's just like any other person like me or you except he's perfect and after I met him the first time I realised that and it shows with his Instagram and other social media posts that he's just like everyone else but hot and perfect

Miguel isn't done leaving his footprints all around the world because this is only the beginning and he is about to explode and in a few years you're gonna be able to say his name to someone and they won't say "who?" back in response and have to give an explanation he's gonna be a single name reference like Obama or Beyoncé or Gandhi but better

happy 30th birthday Miguel I love you

Jidenna is Slender Man

I cannot believe I didn't notice this sooner 

In Jidenna's hit song, "Classic Man," he states MANY times that he's a classic man.  He dresses the part: very elegantly, always in a suit, very dapper.  Jidenna is over 6' tall.  He always looks very presentable, never sloppy.  A lot of people comment on the very unique look Jidenna has, as well as his handsome face.

Slender Man is a very tall man in a suit, with a very distinct face.  Very dapper.  Slender Man has no face and this is widely talked about.  He lingers over in the shadows of evil.

I've discussed in the past that Janelle Monáe is a part of her Wondaland Illuminati and Jidenna is involved in this.  

This just pieces it all together.

I mean hello!!!

You know what sounds like "Classic man?" "Slender Man."

If you replace "classic man" with "Slender Man" in the song's lyrics, it all makes sense.  "Classic man" is a code word for Jidenna's real identity.  Take like 5-10 minutes out of your day and do this.

I am not pointing fingers but I am just giving the world a huge heads up.  This isn't the end of both Jidenna or Slender Man.