Miguel releases video for "Waves"

Yesterday I posted about Miguel's video teaser for Waves and what I thought about it.  Today at 9:00AM, the full video was released and it caught me off guard because I thought it would've been released on his birthday, October 23rd.

This video is so hot omg ok so Miguel enters this house party through a pantry or something and Destinado a Morir is playing and he opens up the refrigerator door and it's actually a real door to the party and everyone knows him and MIguel is looking hot as always in a leather jacket.  Miguel takes a sip of Tequila from the bottle and the night flashes in front of his eyes and then suddenly he's on stage and the song begins

Meanwhile he's walking through the party and everyone is greeting him because he's Miguel and you should always stop what you're doing and greet Miguel because it's proper ediquette for life and the video cuts back and forth to Miguel on stage singing and when it's not on the stage it's Miguel having drinks with people because he's the life of the party

when the second verse starts Miguel is shirtless and he's moving around and making wave gestures with his arms and he looks really hot but then he gets submerged into the water 

this is when it gets really hot

Miguel looks so hot falling into the crystal clear water with the girls and their silk scarves omg Miguel looks gorgeous in just jeans I've never seen him barefoot except on the beach but this isn't the beach this is a hot music video

different angles of the submerge is shown and the girls with the silk scarves are caressing him underwater which is hot and then it goes right to the part from the teaser which is still hot 4 days later

there is a part where the girl is licking a popsicle which I have never heard of there being ice cream at a house party like this before but this is Miguel's video and fantasy and he can do whatever he wants because he's hot and hot guys control what we see

at the same time there is a shot of a girl licking the side of Miguel's face, including his beard. it's hot idc

Miguel is back on stage and all his friends are there having the time of their lives and other musicians are there too looking hot like J. Cole and Wale and Jesse Boykins III 

Miguel is shown at the party looking confused and everything gets blurry like he's wasted and he's shown with a lot of different girls and he's so happy with everything and he whispers sweet nothings into one girl's ear and it's so hot

he's back on stage leading the crowd and making them get excited for the bridge and it's exactly how he's like in person when you see him he's so happy and full of energy and his spirit is out of control and his band is hot too

of course this isn't a party without a blunt and Miguel is shown smoking a blunt and then someone whacks a piñata filled with money at the party and then it's back to Miguel smoking a blunt and then the crowd and then Miguel underwater and looking hot and then back to the girl Miguel whispered to and he emits smoke into her mouth with a kiss and then it continues to flip flop back with the stage and the crowd and Miguel is now crowdsurfing and everyone is having a good time including Miguel

the video ends with Miguel underwater going up to the surface for air

this video is so hot omg thank you Miguel

Miguel releases video teaser for "Waves"

I am not going to hold a thing back this 30 second video is one of the hottest things I've seen on the Internet this year

2 days ago on Friday October 16th Miguel released a 30 second teaser video for Waves and omg it has taken me 48 hours to process this all because there are so many things going through my mind when I see this video

Miguel is submerged in a large body of water filled with women and silk scarves looking hot af

and then there are shots of a girl licking a popsicle and a girl licking the side of Miguel's face right on his beard and these shots are passed back and forth twice

then Miguel is in a small room with a stage and it's crowded af and J. Cole is there dancing with Miguel and so is Peggy Noland while Miguel is on stage and Miguel's hot band is there looking hot on stage

there are shots of Miguel shirtless being escorted through the crowd at this party by a girl and he's being passed around in the crowd like a dutch which means he's also attending his own party that's he's playing at

maybe Miguel has an identical stunt double and the real Miguel is on stage but then I realised there is only 1 Miguel so idk what this could be

Miguel looks mind boggled af and everything is distorted so this is probably a hallucination probably having to do with Miguel falling into the water and being unconscious because he's drowning or w/e but he's not really drowning he's being hot and having the time of his life in this fantasy hallucination or it could be really good acid

a really hot part in the video is when Miguel whispers sweet nothings in a girl's ear.. "I'm gonna ride that wave"

this video is going to be so good and hot and I hope it's released a week later on his birthday which is on Friday October 23rd because that would be a good time to release it

but it could all not have to do with the video at all just like Coffee's teaser.  there was no motorcycle in that video.  Miguel loves to surprise us

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend announce they're expecting a child

Just 12 months ago, I made a statement regarding what would John Legend do if he became a father.

The nightmare has begun.

Chrissy Teigen, a literal monster, has John Legend whipped like you wouldn't believe.  I'm not going to get into this again, but believe me, he's trapped.

This just put the icing on the cake.  John, you've created a stay-at-home mommy (SAHM for short) Hell.  She's never going to do anything but pose for diaper brands, and become a huge advocate for the Honest Co.  She will also chat your ear off about car seats, baby led weaning, crying it out methods, and everything else you loathe hearing from moms.  This kid was conceived for Chrissy Teigen's own image.  She needs more followers on instagram and social media.  She wants to show off her kid in those leather moccasins and $25 onesies with an obnoxious saying on them.  But John Legend will just sit along in the passenger seat for the ride as Chrissy Teigen cracks her whip and controls the United States.

I'm praying that John Legend speaks and puts an end to the exploitation of his child and wants privacy to give his kid a normal life.  I do not want to see this mess on the cover of People magazine in the spring.  Based on what Chrissy Teigen said in her interview, she wants to have a large brood of kids like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Here we go again.

Only 6 more months until her Instagram aesthetic is born!