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John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are having a baby girl
Today is John Legend's 37th birthday. Earlier in the month, the singer and his model wife announced they are having a baby girl.
Before and after they were expecting a child, I said if the baby is a girl it's going to be the worst thing ever
A thought becomes reality: we are fucking doomed
John Legend is going to flaunt the shit out of his daughter, exploiting her for his own image, and will suddenly host fundraisers and support a ton of other shit to make it look like he's the number 1 dad in the world because he changed a shit diaper (with Chrissy Teigen instagramming it as proof.) Just another bandwagon to hop the fuck on
Aside from constantly posting pictures of her food as usual, Chrissy Teigen has been quiet lately on Instagram, especially about the stages of her pregnancy, which only means she must be stocking up on obnoxious cutesey headbands with massive oversized flowers and bows and matching onesies with leggings with dreamcatchers and arrows and teepees and chevron and minky blankets and leather moccs that match every outfit. Complete with Honest diapers. All inspired by Pinterest and Instagram stores
The two of them becoming parents is literally the worst nightmare anyone could have. They will both exploit the shit out of that little girl and I will not be surprised if Chrissy Teigen posts a picture of her kid next to a plate of food or something dumb to make her look even more like an airhead
stay tuned this spring when they actually have this poor little girl in their possession
Miguel signs modeling contract with IMG Modeling
This week, Miguel became one of IMG Modeling's newest models
it's about time
To be honest, I was expecting this to happen a long time ago and when Fashion Week happened in September and Miguel was sitting in the front row at the shows, I thought something was up.
Miguel has always had a distinct sense of style ever since I saw his video for "All I Want Is You" and I knew he dressed well and you didn't have to correct me on that one because it has shown over the last 5 years
Miguel does have a stylist, Jasmine Benjamin, but he picks and chooses his outfits himself. He and Jasmine work as a team together, sort of him asking her an opinion on XYZ, her saying
"yes but let's add QRS to the outfit" kind of style.
with a body like that how could you pass up on something this perfect and hot to model your clothing and underwear I mean hello let's get real Miguel could wear an entire line of Gildan blank crewneck sweatshirts and sweatpants and still pull it off as the sexiest model for drug store clothing I mean HELLO Miguel could wear a hospital gown and still look fucking hot in it and pull it off better than thousands of sick people in the hospital right now could
Miguel is perfect and he has the gorgeous looks and the gorgeous body to model along with a great personality and just because he has tattoos doesn't mean he can't model and MIguel is only 5'6" which is perfectly fine because his girlfriend, Nazanin Mandi, is only 5'4" and she has a contract with one of the top modeling agencies out there and Miguel and his gf are print models where height does not matter anyway
at the end of the day Miguel is still a regular person except he's hotter than most regular people
never stop being you, Miguel
