John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are having a baby girl

Today is John Legend's 37th birthday.  Earlier in the month, the singer and his model wife announced they are having a baby girl.

Before and after they were expecting a child, I said if the baby is a girl it's going to be the worst thing ever

A thought becomes reality: we are fucking doomed

John Legend is going to flaunt the shit out of his daughter, exploiting her for his own image, and will suddenly host fundraisers and support a ton of other shit to make it look like he's the number 1 dad in the world because he changed a shit diaper (with Chrissy Teigen instagramming it as proof.)  Just another bandwagon to hop the fuck on 

Aside from constantly posting pictures of her food as usual, Chrissy Teigen has been quiet lately on Instagram, especially about the stages of her pregnancy, which only means she must be stocking up on obnoxious cutesey headbands with massive oversized flowers and bows and matching onesies with leggings with dreamcatchers and arrows and teepees and chevron and minky blankets and leather moccs that match every outfit.  Complete with Honest diapers.  All inspired by Pinterest and Instagram stores

The two of them becoming parents is literally the worst nightmare anyone could have.  They will both exploit the shit out of that little girl and I will not be surprised if Chrissy Teigen posts a picture of her kid next to a plate of food or something dumb to make her look even more like an airhead

stay tuned this spring when they actually have this poor little girl in their possession

Miguel signs modeling contract with IMG Modeling

This week, Miguel became one of IMG Modeling's newest models

it's about time

To be honest, I was expecting this to happen a long time ago and when Fashion Week happened in September and Miguel was sitting in the front row at the shows, I thought something was up. 

Miguel has always had a distinct sense of style ever since I saw his video for "All I Want Is You" and I knew he dressed well and you didn't have to correct me on that one because it has shown over the last 5 years

Miguel does have a stylist, Jasmine Benjamin, but he picks and chooses his outfits himself.  He and Jasmine work as a team together, sort of him asking her an opinion on XYZ, her saying
"yes but let's add QRS to the outfit" kind of style.

with a body like that how could you pass up on something this perfect and hot to model your clothing and underwear I mean hello let's get real Miguel could wear an entire line of Gildan blank crewneck sweatshirts and sweatpants and still pull it off as the sexiest model for drug store clothing I mean HELLO Miguel could wear a hospital gown and still look fucking hot in it and pull it off better than thousands of sick people in the hospital right now could

Miguel is perfect and he has the gorgeous looks and the gorgeous body to model along with a great personality and just because he has tattoos doesn't mean he can't model and MIguel is only 5'6" which is perfectly fine because his girlfriend, Nazanin Mandi, is only 5'4" and she has a contract with one of the top modeling agencies out there and Miguel and his gf are print models where height does not matter anyway

at the end of the day Miguel is still a regular person except he's hotter than most regular people 

never stop being you, Miguel

Miguel is nominated for 2 GRAMMY awards

Today, the list of the 2016 GRAMMY awards nominations were announced.  Miguel has been nominated for 2, including Best R&B Song (again) and Best Urban Contemporary Album.

In both categories, Miguel is up against The Weeknd. 

In best urban contemporary album, Miguel is up against Kehlani, Lianne La Havas, The Internet, and The Weeknd.  The other 3 artists' albums haven't made a dent anywhere so the real race is between Miguel and The Weeknd. 

Miguel deserves to win both categories.  I'm not being biased at all because I have listened to both artists' albums, and Miguel clearly has a better album.  The Weeknd does this thing where all his songs sound the same.  Literally all the same.  He's following the same structure with each track and it gets boring.  Miguel's album has songs that so different from each other, with each song sounding like they can all be his next single.  The Weeknd is only getting attention because of his name and his disgusting matted dread lock of hair.

 Best R&B Song, "Coffee" is nominated up against the mommy porn film anthem, "Earned It," Tyrese's "Shame," Jazmine Sullivan's "Let It Burn," and D'Angelo's "Really Love."

Again, this is only against Miguel and The Weeknd, as I haven't heard a thing from the 3 other songs.

"Coffee" was released as a teaser last December and has gained a huge amount of attention since its release, and it wasn't even the full song.  Miguel builds up a tensional structure in the hook which is not too common in a lot of songs released in the last 15-20 years.  

I do not like "Earned It" because the structure of that song is very poor.  The Weeknd exploded from the film and the song only got famous from that sub-par book-to-film movie.  The Weeknd has gone way too mainstream now and that is hurting his image badly because people are expecting so much from him but they're getting so little because he sounds the same.

Let's get real now you all know Miguel is a lot better than The Weeknd and even the die hard Weeknd fans are saying Wildheart is a better album than Beauty Inside The Madness and it's true.  I have heard The Weeknd sing live and his voice just does not project like Miguel's voice.  It sounds like he has microphone problems every time he's live and his voice only goes one pitch not like 69 pitches like Miguel's voice goes

Miguel is a GRAMMY favorite anyway so he has a better chance at winning in both categories than The Weeknd and The Weeknd is also nominated in 5 different categories aside from these two and he can't win all of them anyway because that would be cheating

Miguel can already hear them calling his name up to the stage