Knickers by Jidenna

A week after I first see Long Live The Chief, I see Jidenna's new video, Knickers.

Knickers.  Another word for the fancy britches worn years ago.  A piece of "classic attire" that definitely ties into Jidenna's "classic man" schtick.  But if you say the word a little too fast, it sounds like a certain word Jidenna claims he hates using, but has been using it a lot in his lyrics... Hmmm....

a small group of friends all wearing Jidenna's signature classic attire want to get into a club, except right outside there is a bouncer shooing them away because of what they are wearing.  A large neon sign on the door reads "NO KNICKERS"

Well!  Doesn't that seem a little odd, no?  Why would a club prohibit a type of pants?  Maybe if you say "knickers" too fast you'll understand what the message really is?

Whatever.  The friends find another club that coincidentally is ran by Jidenna.  The club has a very "classic" feel for these classic men.  There is swing music playing and everyone is having a great time.  Of course, Jidenna is there having the time of his life, too.

Most of the attendees are modernly dressed with dyed hair, tattoos, etc... but the majority of the men are hipsters wanting to live in the 1940s.  This seems like a cult. 

Once the song starts, Jidenna starts using the N-word after each line in his verses.  Of course "knickers" is the only way he can bypass this bad word for the radio airtime, which is the main way Jidenna and Janelle Monáe will brainwash the music industry.

Jidenna is obsessed with the 1940s.  Maybe this racial segregation video feeds into his obsession with the look and feel of the "classic" image?  Or maybe he is saying something else...

When Jidenna isn't saying the N-word, he's saying "now we made it..." which can definitely mean "look!  We made it!  This is a cult pertaining to my Wondaland Illuminati and we are going to take over the world.  Look at me now, Janelle Monáe!"

The NYPD crashes the party and breaks it up with poison tear gas, a metaphor for the NYPD being "the bad guys," but Jidenna and his small handful of illuminati recruits flee to the vintage elevator and escape.  

Back in September, I released a statement about Janelle Monáe and her Wondaland Illuminati, which includes Jidenna.  Last week I said Jidenna isn't finished with us yet and this is just preheating the oven to bake the cake before the icing completes it.

I still believe Jidenna and Janelle Monáe are trying to wipe out the entire human race that isn't affiliated with their Wondaland Illuminati.  I believe I am the only one noticing these things and I am keeping an extremely close eye on all this business.

Jidenna = next Hitler?

Recently, Jidenna released a new video.  Today was the first time I saw it.

It starts off with Jidenna walking down the sidewalk in Brooklyn with his posse.  Everything is in greyscale, with red highlighted.  There is a coffin held high in the background the entire time.  This is all on the sidewalk outside of a church, with women mourning off to the side.

everything is very uniform and synced to Jidenna's every move.  

Jidenna has stated many times in interviews that he does not like using the N-word, yet here we are, the first word in this under-3-minute song is that word and he constantly uses it throughout the song.  

The song is called "Long Live The Chief" which is a HUGE red flag.  What chief?  Jidenna?

Jidenna claims he can run the whole country.  This is another huge red flag.  

Jidenna concludes the song with a shout out to his illuminati leader, Janelle Monáe.  Maybe she is controlling everything through Jidenna?  

What can that coffin represent?  is Jidenna wishing death to everyone that isn't a part of his Wondaland Illuminati?

This is very scary.  I'm aware I compared him to Hitler but there is nothing else to compare him to right now aside from his illuminati membership but please bear with this.  Janelle Monáe and her Wondaland Illuminati plan to take over the world.  I know this isn't going to be the only thing standing out from Jidenna and there will be more very soon.

Miguel proposes to longtime girlfriend, Nazanin Mandi

Last Friday, on Christmas day, Miguel surprised his girlfriend of 10 years, Nazanin Mandi, with a trip to the Dominican Republic for a week.  

All week, the pair went to the beach, went sightseeing, and went ATV riding; and on the last night there, New Year's Eve, Miguel proposed to her.

A few minutes later, Naz posts a photo of her and Miguel lounging by the water on vacation, with the caption telling it all

The caption had been edited, but before the edit she signed it as "Mrs. Pimentel," which led to everyone thinking they secretly got married

An hour later, Naz posts another photo from the airplane of two hearts in the water as they leave the Dominican Republic, stating it's quite appropriate for the trip.

In the comments, Nazanin confirms the engagement

I am beyond stunned by this news and I haven't gotten a chance to process it since finding out about it.  I am excited and happy for both of them because I know how much they both mean to each other and Miguel knows how to treat women right.  When I first discovered Miguel, he was single, but shortly after that, they got back together.  Nazanin has been featured in several of Miguel's music videos, most of them from the first album.  They have grown together as a unit since early adulthood, now with them both around their 30s.  I cannot wait to see what is going to happen in 2016 and every year after that with this pair.

Congratulations, Nazanin & Miguel!